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Between Choose Goose and Zecora, I'm going with Shakespeare.
Been meaning to make this even before the premiere of Season 4, but as S4 came out, had to make a response to that before anything else.
But at last, tis done.
The Cat in the Hat © "1957", Dr. Seuss (Random House, Houghton Mifflin™ )
Zecora (character) © My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic "the series" Season 1-4 ©2010-2013 Lauren Faust & Meghan McCarthy (Studio B Productions, Hasbro Studios, The Hub ™ )
wolfjedisamuel © 013
Been meaning to make this even before the premiere of Season 4, but as S4 came out, had to make a response to that before anything else.
But at last, tis done.
The Cat in the Hat © "1957", Dr. Seuss (Random House, Houghton Mifflin™ )
Zecora (character) © My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic "the series" Season 1-4 ©2010-2013 Lauren Faust & Meghan McCarthy (Studio B Productions, Hasbro Studios, The Hub ™ )
wolfjedisamuel © 013
Category All / Fanart
Species Zebra
Size 1394 x 1684px
File Size 1.17 MB
is not her fault that all this years of being force to be social hermit by ponyville is prejudgments have drove her crazy to point she cant speak properly
we all know ponyville multicultural respect or tolerance is a lie ...just look at spike! he is twilight child servant ! oh derpy she got banished for the way she was born
the only reason we dont see racism among ponies is because alicorns run the show. all other type of ponies are equally inferior ...and when an Alicorn show us up ... BOOM instant Royal princess .. no process...or thinking .. if you have alicorn genes ..you instantly better than everyone else... with the amount of mind washing spells that are canon in the series ...no wonder why no one question the system
we all know ponyville multicultural respect or tolerance is a lie ...just look at spike! he is twilight child servant ! oh derpy she got banished for the way she was born
the only reason we dont see racism among ponies is because alicorns run the show. all other type of ponies are equally inferior ...and when an Alicorn show us up ... BOOM instant Royal princess .. no process...or thinking .. if you have alicorn genes ..you instantly better than everyone else... with the amount of mind washing spells that are canon in the series ...no wonder why no one question the system
Le me working as Zecora's legal attorney:
This load of nonsense you'll come to regret,
When you realize my client is not bound by the laws you set.
Once again, you've turned a deaf ear to Justice Libra,
Because you can't give a court sentence to a f**king zebra!
You've got no right to make my client's speech into something incriminating,
Considering that her kind usually talks that, you're technically discriminating.
Any judgment you pass on her is no more than phony
Since your laws are all for humans, not sentient ponies.
This stupid little court order is going on the shelf--
you got a problem with that? Go buck yourself.
You've just been served, foal. In your face.
As for me, Your Honor, I rest my case.
This load of nonsense you'll come to regret,
When you realize my client is not bound by the laws you set.
Once again, you've turned a deaf ear to Justice Libra,
Because you can't give a court sentence to a f**king zebra!
You've got no right to make my client's speech into something incriminating,
Considering that her kind usually talks that, you're technically discriminating.
Any judgment you pass on her is no more than phony
Since your laws are all for humans, not sentient ponies.
This stupid little court order is going on the shelf--
you got a problem with that? Go buck yourself.
You've just been served, foal. In your face.
As for me, Your Honor, I rest my case.
You make a good case, I say that, dear boy
your words and persuasion, quite well you deployed.
However
Serving as the judge,
I must therefore here act.
I still find her guilty, since I still see no racks.
Call me a pervert, I'll admit that is true
But you see, I'm still a fan, and therefore control MLP too.
your words and persuasion, quite well you deployed.
However
Serving as the judge,
I must therefore here act.
I still find her guilty, since I still see no racks.
Call me a pervert, I'll admit that is true
But you see, I'm still a fan, and therefore control MLP too.
Breasts on a feral pony?! What are you, a noob?!
...Or are you one of those people who likes crotch boobs? *involuntary shudder*
The prosecution hasn't got jack shit on her, this is nothing but abuse,
Because according to U.S. law, parody constitutes fair use.
As the jury, I find her innocent, as I've said in this ballad.
Why did I pick this verdict? BECAUSE FRUIT SALAD**.
You'll have to excuse my bluntness, I know I've been quite overt,
It's just that coming up with all this rhymes is making my head hurt. X3
**+9000 awesome points if you can guess what I'm referring to ;)
...Or are you one of those people who likes crotch boobs? *involuntary shudder*
The prosecution hasn't got jack shit on her, this is nothing but abuse,
Because according to U.S. law, parody constitutes fair use.
As the jury, I find her innocent, as I've said in this ballad.
Why did I pick this verdict? BECAUSE FRUIT SALAD**.
You'll have to excuse my bluntness, I know I've been quite overt,
It's just that coming up with all this rhymes is making my head hurt. X3
**+9000 awesome points if you can guess what I'm referring to ;)
...Well played, I must say. A jolly good show.
you've proven to me that your more then a pro.
You've made a fine case, again, I give you at that.
For that most reason, I tip you my smiley hat.
Therefore, as mentioned by you, the verdict is uphold,
I hereby allow Ms Zecora to make her way home.
With that matter put and laid down to rest in this case of rhymes,
I'll cease out lymarics since it's both hurting our minds.
That was fun, but I don't think I get the +9000 points since I didn't get the reference.
you've proven to me that your more then a pro.
You've made a fine case, again, I give you at that.
For that most reason, I tip you my smiley hat.
Therefore, as mentioned by you, the verdict is uphold,
I hereby allow Ms Zecora to make her way home.
With that matter put and laid down to rest in this case of rhymes,
I'll cease out lymarics since it's both hurting our minds.
That was fun, but I don't think I get the +9000 points since I didn't get the reference.
The LOLz just kept on rolling, didn't they? XD
About the reference: From what I've read on Know Your Meme, "fruit salad" is used in two different scenarios-- 1) If someone is trying to troll you and you don't have a good comeback, you say "fruit salad", and this (rather than coming off as being 'mad') confuses the troll; 2) as was the case in this conversation, "fruit salad" can be used as justification for something when you really have no other reason for doing or saying something. =P
About the reference: From what I've read on Know Your Meme, "fruit salad" is used in two different scenarios-- 1) If someone is trying to troll you and you don't have a good comeback, you say "fruit salad", and this (rather than coming off as being 'mad') confuses the troll; 2) as was the case in this conversation, "fruit salad" can be used as justification for something when you really have no other reason for doing or saying something. =P
Dr. Seuss isn't fun because he rhymes! He's fun because of trocheeic tetrameter. His words pound on your brain no matter what age you read them at.
(You know how he got that meter? It was the engines of a cruise ship he was on. "I realized by day 2 that incessant "bum bum BUM kong kong KUNG eun dun DUN" rhythm was "The Night Before Christmas." For that whole cruise I wrote poetry, and I don't think I ever stopped.")
I honestly thought Zecora's speech was some sort of racist appropriation of rap battling...
(You know how he got that meter? It was the engines of a cruise ship he was on. "I realized by day 2 that incessant "bum bum BUM kong kong KUNG eun dun DUN" rhythm was "The Night Before Christmas." For that whole cruise I wrote poetry, and I don't think I ever stopped.")
I honestly thought Zecora's speech was some sort of racist appropriation of rap battling...
Truthfully, for me the constant rhyming by Zecora felt out of place so this image is just beautiful. The lawsuit itself being in a rhyme just felt like a hilarious slap to the face for Zecora, just kinda rubbing it in. Don't get me wrong, aside from that one issue I do like Zecora. Your rendition is cute.
~Wolve
~Wolve
So you speak in general to My Little Pony, and their interpretation of their character Zeccora, but not necessarily on my parody.
And frankly, I don't view it as racist. Maybe from the intro of her character (with all the discrimination and judgement the main 6 made upon her) but after that, she was dubbed a regular character - in fact more creatively developed than the usual ones on MLP.
And frankly, I don't view it as racist. Maybe from the intro of her character (with all the discrimination and judgement the main 6 made upon her) but after that, she was dubbed a regular character - in fact more creatively developed than the usual ones on MLP.
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