Shugwar is so ... adorable now. Who's a pretty kitty? Shugwar is a pretty kitty!

Is the shirt a reference or just cute?

It's a band shirt for some weird indie band that Bill likes. I forget who it is.

Ah ok :)

It's a reference to the album Hi, How Are You by Daniel Johnston, I think.

Thanks!

That was the shortest DnD game I've ever seen!

I've seen shorter...
i've actually seen a campaign end and be over before i had a character rolled up.

came downstairs and they said roll another character the one you made won't work for this new campaign. I protested a bit but they were insistant i had to reroll a character after not even being able to use the one i just rolled. i basically did just what the bird did there. got up and said "call me when you guys got your shit together" and left

didn't play again for almost a month before they finally called me back.

This is shakespearean levels on how true this is to the human condition.

Sounds like my dnd group

i am all to familiar with this type of D&D shenanigans. its just harder to leave like that when your playing at your house

i'd just kick everybody out. lol

My character is the table the party is discussing their next mission around.

My character looks like Scar from the Lion King and talks like Scar from the Lion King and generally acts like Scar from the Lion King but he is not Scar from the Lion King because he is blue Original Character donotsteal

stolen

My first game was like this. Except the DM decided to try to railroad it instead of start over.

God damn it, this.

My brother and I tried to set up a game of "Paranoia" but we never made it past the character creation phase because none of us had any idea what the fuck we were doing. I thought it was simple but arg, maybe someday we'll have to go to comic shop or something and find somebody who knows how to do.

Incidentally, I think "Paranoia" would be a good game for BM Immy and friends, after the whole point of that game is not to win but to fail in the most spectacular way possible!

I'm definitely pondering printing this out for the next player/group that decides to be 'edgy' by making an anti-party character. ;)

that pretty much sums up most DnD games lol XD love this made me laugh ^.^

I wanna cast Magic Missile!

This is what happens when you don't discuss characters before you start the game.

Hah, oh man this made me laugh more than it should.

I really love this penguin :P

Dear God... I... it's like you're describing my life!.

I was DM for a small group that met in a local game store. Every one of them made characters that had some reason not to all be together at the same time. Tavern? The monk didn't drink and didn't like being around those who did. Okay, how about an inn? Nope, the druid would rather camp outside town. Ooookay... you all must need weapons, how about you all go to the blacksmith at the same time? Wizard has no use for weapons.

When I finally corralled them into the same place (which, apparently, was a bakery, 'cause everyone loves cake), they all had elaborate back-story reasons not to trust each other. The druid was deeply offended by the warrior's animal head-dress, the cleric wouldn't go anywhere with the rogue, and apparently the warrior's entire village was burned down by an evil wizard and now he's a bigot to magic users...

I asked if they all wanted to reconsider their character's motivation and back-stories? Nope. Apparently it's my job as DM to just 'make it work'.

...

Yeah.

By the end of the session I was an inch away from changing the big bad of the evening from a lvl 3 cultist, to a Tiamat!

Oh boy, so close to real life. If only most DM's would have the balls to just walk out on their players, preferably with a "You guys fucking suck." on their lips.

I mean, people want to engage in these games, they want to play and participate in a great adventure, then they make the most antisocial characters ever, resist the DM and fuck over his campaign and in general do anything to disrupt the group. I'll never get it. :I

never had my dm do that to me, though im sure he came close many times XD

Kanye the Giant on his quest for bitches and Alize

DnD is stupid anyway.

>Trap monk in a chamber with pictures that knock askew whenever his back is to them.

>Conscript Blacksmith to forge 1000 swords before he can do anything of value.

Punishment is a bitch. :I

My solution to this problem is announcing

"Suddenly, Ninjas attack!"

You keep repeating this pattern until the players get together to figure out why the ninjas are attacking them.

Or Until they die, and re-roll characters that can work together.

So you do play DnD? I just started getting into Pathfinder, it's a lot of fun! What character do you have?

I've been in a couple different campaigns, none of which have reached the end. Nowadays, I typically play big, dumb (or, at least, quiet) characters with powerful melee builds.
Shugwar is close to starting a Mass Effect campaign for the World of Darkness system, and I'm going to play a Krogan C:

I've never played Mass Effect or WoD, but that sounds like fun! Most crossover I've done is Pokemon Tabletop United.

Sort of like how my warhammer dark heresy group got disbannded.

i've met to many DM'S who are just straight up jackasses and make campaigns that essentially say "f**k you guys your all dead and my guy saves the world (or my girlfriends character does)

as such i never got into it that much

"I attack the darkness!"
Someone has to make that reference ...

Seriously being a DM is a lot of work without the PC's taking your campaign off the rails.

True Story

Now I want to see a D&D Session with Monk!