
I work in technical support for the cable.
ITZ SRS BIZNIZ.
(this is a TRUE STORY)
ITZ SRS BIZNIZ.
(this is a TRUE STORY)
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Ever want to be like:
"sir/ma'am...what I'd like you to do is this. Can you lift your tv? Good. Please place it in the back of your method of transportation and bring it to the nearest shelter/school/here's my address..it won't work with you."
Used to do Website tech support,
- Amara
"sir/ma'am...what I'd like you to do is this. Can you lift your tv? Good. Please place it in the back of your method of transportation and bring it to the nearest shelter/school/here's my address..it won't work with you."
Used to do Website tech support,
- Amara
Right now my cable signal is really poor quality. Staticky, drifting lines, etc. It gets worse the higher in the band you go. Some channels are completely unusable to the point where the tuner can't even lock on them. Comcast has come out and says it's fine... and it is for about three days after they visit, then it goes right back to trash.
I need to call them again. They keep saying it's a problem with the wiring in my house. I don't buy it because I can hook right to the coax at the downline on the pole to my hosue and it's still cruddy. We've had lots of problems with moisture getting into the line on the cable company's side, but I haven't been able to convince them of the problem being on their side.
Got any suggestions on how to get the company to pull down a new drop from the pole?
I need to call them again. They keep saying it's a problem with the wiring in my house. I don't buy it because I can hook right to the coax at the downline on the pole to my hosue and it's still cruddy. We've had lots of problems with moisture getting into the line on the cable company's side, but I haven't been able to convince them of the problem being on their side.
Got any suggestions on how to get the company to pull down a new drop from the pole?
lol i work in Yosemite National Park, i get stupid questions too ._____.
"when do they turn off the waterfalls?"
"where can i get food to feed the bears?"
"when do they let the animals out of their cages?"
"how long did it take them to plant all these trees?"
"where did they bring in these rocks from?"
x.=.X humanity is fail. FAIL.
"when do they turn off the waterfalls?"
"where can i get food to feed the bears?"
"when do they let the animals out of their cages?"
"how long did it take them to plant all these trees?"
"where did they bring in these rocks from?"
x.=.X humanity is fail. FAIL.
Used to do Greyhound fare & schedule.
Nothing like a customer telling you a bus can't possibly be scheduled for the time you've just told them.
After you've confirmed the origin city, destination city, and date they are going.
Five times.
You recognize the voice because they called two hours ago and did the same damn thing then, too.
With the same cities and date.
And, finally, when you go to lunch, you overhear your coworkers at the next table talking, and you realize they got the same idiot, still doing the same thing with the same info.
Nothing like a customer telling you a bus can't possibly be scheduled for the time you've just told them.
After you've confirmed the origin city, destination city, and date they are going.
Five times.
You recognize the voice because they called two hours ago and did the same damn thing then, too.
With the same cities and date.
And, finally, when you go to lunch, you overhear your coworkers at the next table talking, and you realize they got the same idiot, still doing the same thing with the same info.
*hugs* I'm so sorry the world is filled with idiots
logically they should have been bred out of the system... but because of the sad fact that the majority of attractive people are plain dumb..and the smart ones not up to their par in sexiness... we as a species fail.
>.> and thats where mankind should take the initiative and just start killing them off... you can at least give us their numbers
logically they should have been bred out of the system... but because of the sad fact that the majority of attractive people are plain dumb..and the smart ones not up to their par in sexiness... we as a species fail.
>.> and thats where mankind should take the initiative and just start killing them off... you can at least give us their numbers
omg. First of all this is amazing.
Second of all .. my mother's best friend works in technical support for Comcast cable. She has gotten calls from old people saying that Comcast was "watching them" because the red light was on the cable box .. annnnd one of my favorites .. "MY CABLE BOX IS GOING TO BLOW UPPP", because of the red light as well. :]] That cannot be fun to have to deal with.
Thanks for the great art! :D
Second of all .. my mother's best friend works in technical support for Comcast cable. She has gotten calls from old people saying that Comcast was "watching them" because the red light was on the cable box .. annnnd one of my favorites .. "MY CABLE BOX IS GOING TO BLOW UPPP", because of the red light as well. :]] That cannot be fun to have to deal with.
Thanks for the great art! :D
Support? I do that for Mom (poor Mom, doesn't even know how to copy/paste in Word, and the fact that her computer was built for Windows9-freaking-5 doesn't help, either), I can't imagine what it's like to have to do it to make a living!
On a positive note, think of the stories you have/are/will tell.
On a positive note, think of the stories you have/are/will tell.
ack! you work for tech support? *pitty*
yeah, i had to call tech support once, and i surprised the guy taking my call because i was actually intelligent. It was freaking awesome. Every time we started on a problem, he'd start this long, practiced speech to tell the idiots where to put the cable/what to do next. I heard the first few words, and fixed the problem. He was sooooo happy. I think i made his day. we ended up talking video games for a half hour afterwards.
yeah, i had to call tech support once, and i surprised the guy taking my call because i was actually intelligent. It was freaking awesome. Every time we started on a problem, he'd start this long, practiced speech to tell the idiots where to put the cable/what to do next. I heard the first few words, and fixed the problem. He was sooooo happy. I think i made his day. we ended up talking video games for a half hour afterwards.
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