I want to give you ten just to say this if that happens again.
"Quack like a Rabbit".

Even though he's stupid and rude, at least he was honest!

Or he's too brain-baked to be able to speak false.

Again, you need to write a book about all this. "Life with idiots in Madison".

At least the pothead was honest about what he wanted it for.
you generally get all kinds of stories what they need it for.

What? No sob story? No fake car out of gas down the road? No fiction baby to support? That's ... actually impressive. XD He's got nerve, can't deny that.

Yeah...I know...generally its a fake sob story that gets tossed at me. Then again. Maybe he figured he'd get money if somebody can join in.

OMFG--- this was my day yesterday, at the grocery store!

I'd have seriously considered shoving the gas nozzle down his mouth and pumping gas down his throat, but shit that would be an expensive way to kill a pothead.

x.x

Does he REALLY think that would work?

Wait, better question: does he even think?

I'm not shocked any more.

*facepalms* Seriously?!

He dosent neet pot, he just needs a boot to the head!
and maybe one to the groin

I guess that would make it a "double header"

This actually happened to a local radio personality when he stopped to gas up in Flint, MI. I will send him the link to this comic.

No surprise - I've had similar experiences, and my needing to wear a shirt & tie when I'm working makes some people think I'm wearing a sign saying "Free money!"

I'm a firm believer in the notion that they should round up all of these wastes of space and make them fend for themselves on a remote island. Then the only people they can bother for drug money will be each other.

"Hey mate, give me five bucks for pot?"
"NO, you give ME five bucks for pot!"

Wait! You can buy pot for $5 there? Heck, the legal stuff here in CO used to cost $500 per ounce. It's down to about $250 per oz now. Visitors can only buy 1/4 oz at a time though, so they'll pay around $80 for their portion.

He must have been buying yard clippings at that price!

My guess...collective amounts and maybe another buddy if his was bumming across the street and pool their money.

Some people perform the service without getting a tip.

Some folks want the tip without performing the service first.

Life ain't fair.

My first reaction to that if I was in your shoes: "How about I give you one out of five?" *flips him off*

I really wish some of this shit would get put on video so rest of us can make fun of the asshats in them.

Geh, I hate when folks do that.

I'd love to see the look on his face if he asked that question to an undercover cop.

Got one of those places in Wichita and trust me, happens all the time and i still tell them the same answer, 'NO!'

Back in the day when McDonalds had gift certificate coupons, I would buy those and have books in my vehicle. When someone asked for money for food, had a sign out, hungry, etc, I'd whip out a couple of coupons and hand them out. Strangely enough, people holding those "HUNGRY, NO MONEY FOR FOOD" didn't want them. They just wanted money. Sorry, goodbye.

Yup, I see that all the time. I've kept cans of food, bottles of water, nonperisihable foods in packages in my car for them, outside of one guy, every single one have passed on my offerings. I had one tell me right to my face a few months ago when I caught him cold...Hey, Free Money you asshole!

I've been tempted to make up a sign and go out and stand next to them saying, "He's lying. He just wants your money." Nobody would disagree and it would make them leave the area quickly enough.

I did that once, the guy utterly flipped out and threatened to kick my ass...thats when the 'homeless guy' sped off in a BMW parked around the corner.

I get annoyed when I see one walk up to the freeway offramp, rummage behind the signal controller through the signs stored there. "Let's see now, what will I be today? Homeless vet? Mother with three children and no food? Oh yes, here we go, disabled 9/11 firefighter. That sounds classy."

Got hit up some years ago for some gas money. I said "sure, let me pump mine and I'll help you out." By the time I finished he had driven to the station across the street to panhandle.

I filled up the tank of a person whom said they couldn't afford to gas to get their child to the hospital. I was happy to spend the $10 (at the time gas was still $1.29) when they then took the fully fueled car to the parking space next to the store. They then started to panhandle people walking out of the store. I confronted them and was told they needed money for cigarettes for the trip. At that point I told them I'd call the police to help with their sick child since they were unwilling to. Amazingly, no child was in the car and they drove off.

It never ceases to amaze me that you have the funniest stuff happen to you. lol

man i hate when this happens had one that used a walker once when he saw the cops coming he folded it up and ran across the street

OH!!! That takes sheer balls!!

He didnt even offer cheeseburgers


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You shoulda squirted this mass of protoplasm with petrol from the weapon you're holding - a gas nozzle - pull out a cig and said "got a match? Bish?" Then reach in your vest pocket for a Zippo. He'd split pronto. BTW record his plate number.

Anyone who'd call me a muthafucka at a gas pump will get this treatment even I if wouldn't introduce him to open flames.

I might be furry, with an open mind; but I do not tolerate asinine arrogant stupidity. I know it all too well.

I was a punk rocker at one time. Yep, I was a stupid punk rocker, a smartass, an asshole 4 sure. But I find recently that blatant arrogant stupidity like this is overtaking the freedoms I had once trod upon! Uh I guess I'm gettin to be an old geez.

Hey You Kids Get Offa My Lawn! <Koffkoff>

I witnessed something like this one. The panhandler was locally known as 'Turd' and he used to harass a lot of people until one day, someone pulled a gun out from his waistband and shot Turd in the face and drove away.

This is usually what happens when I leave Walmart on a food stamp day. They all give some lame sob story and can't even try to act like it is true. At least you immortalized the idiot for our amusement.

BTW, the lines aren't that bad. They look a lot better than mine right now.

Rabbi, do you carry a weapon with you? Cause usually if it's not a fake sob story is desperation

There is a group of guys around here who go around with cardboard signs saying they are collecting money to make a football team. The interesting part is they have been doing it for about ten years, always around the same crossroad. When they started they were kids around 8 or 10 years old. Now they are adult men and I guess they must be very frustrating to realize the older you get the less people find you cute and give you their money.

The other day one of them approached me at the gas station and I asked him if that team they are making includes building their own stadium.

I was stug by this some years ago.
Guy came up to me asking for help, making up some cock and ball story over they needed to get somewhere. I wanted to help so I took the guy to the bus station and train station, didnt have a car then luckily.
Asked around for tickets to get them home and lick a sucker I handed them cash. They asked me to wait for them and I saw him sneek off into the crowd.
Chalked it up to experiance and wont be doing that agin.

But did witness something again some years later.
The UK has a magazine that is sold by people who are homeless. Before any securites where put in place I seen an indian woman selling copies and people did buy from her, beliving she was indian and homeless. Turns out she wasnt homeless. A guy pulled up in the high street in fromt of her in a big new Mercadies jumped out and dragged her in the car and drove off.

For those of us who have to work for our money many feel they are entitled to it for nothing.
Though I will say no one has ever come up to me in the gas staion demanding money.

Short story time.

Pumping gas. Minding my business. Guy pulls up in a big sedan. Talks to some woman a couple pumps over. Backs up, pulls over near me and says "Yo, G-Money!" so I turn to look. Holds an arm-ful of gold chains out the window and says "fourteen karat" and I shake my head and turn around.
He leaves. Didn't even buy gas.
Hilarious.

I love your story comic things, Rabbi. Please don't stop.

Good thing you didn't give it to him. He was really going to use it to buy crack.

The funny thing is, there are people on FA who do this.

Approach people at gas pumps and demand money?

No, try to filch money for needless personal shit. :D

Dude... Back off. (Pulls gas pump from vehicle, points nozzle at jerk, fake squeezes trigger, pulls lighter from pocket.) Just go away.