To capitalize on Wildcat City's bowling craze, Mayor Clarkson announces a special G-52 tournament to air on multiple networks in multiple English-speaking countries.
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Zachary: I like bowling too but it would be nice if you could stop referencing the part with literally all of America having to stop to listen to Leo whenever he makes his public speeches. Whenever I make a public speech, I don't expect all of America to listen to me. Okay granted that I was like that when I was a dictator but that's something else. But in other public speeches, if its about expressing your views on things, don't expect everybody to listen to you because if you're stating your beliefs and opinions than facts, then do expect opposition. That's what I do too whenever I express my views. When I swore to defend the First Amendment, I'm also protecting that right for our people to express their oppositions too and why.
Xavier: Justice is to be reinforced by the country's set constitution than by one's moral beliefs. If justice was reinforced by one's morals beliefs, its going to be like the crusades allover again hence religious terrorist organizations like El Shaddai has came into existence because their interpretation of justice is backed by moral beliefs than by a country's constitution. Saudi Arabia is different but they respect the views of foreigners.
Chuong: Come on guys! I wanted to listen more about bowling! And besides, with the prizes of new cars in Cripto's garage, we'll be needing help in fitting all those American performance cars that M.F. decided to pull from his dealership in response to terrorists utilizing performance cars as getaways. Plus, I told M.F that any performance cars he has that are not in the latest model trims should be upgraded to that by sending them back to the factory for upgrades before having them in Cripto's prize room.
Burkhart: Uhm... You do realize that Hypatos buys some of those cars from M.F. despite being his enemy right?
Chuong: Oh...
Bonifacy: Hypatos' ships have prize rooms for cars remember?
M.F.: If you're thinking Hypatos is buying those cars directly from me to give to his fellow terrorists, you're wrong. He's buying them directly from me for his ships' prize rooms. Second, he's clearly aware that I'm a G-52 so he knows that if he does something really bad, I'm going to be there and stop him right there and then.
Zachary: That and most terrorists place orders of their performance cars straight from the factories to have them sent to an auto auction or a used car dealership for pickup. New car dealerships follow formal procedures before selling their cars and any criminal who tries to purchase a vehicle from new car dealerships will be denied a car. With the technology we have today, people are not stupid. Plus, new car dealerships are pretty well regulated around the world and go through licensing as well.
Chuong: Proof that criminals will always know their loopholes...
Zachary: Because every system has a loophole to take advantage of but that doesn't mean they'll get away. Whatever our enemies know, I know too because I used to be one of them. Even the best systems in place have their flaws.
Xavier: Justice is to be reinforced by the country's set constitution than by one's moral beliefs. If justice was reinforced by one's morals beliefs, its going to be like the crusades allover again hence religious terrorist organizations like El Shaddai has came into existence because their interpretation of justice is backed by moral beliefs than by a country's constitution. Saudi Arabia is different but they respect the views of foreigners.
Chuong: Come on guys! I wanted to listen more about bowling! And besides, with the prizes of new cars in Cripto's garage, we'll be needing help in fitting all those American performance cars that M.F. decided to pull from his dealership in response to terrorists utilizing performance cars as getaways. Plus, I told M.F that any performance cars he has that are not in the latest model trims should be upgraded to that by sending them back to the factory for upgrades before having them in Cripto's prize room.
Burkhart: Uhm... You do realize that Hypatos buys some of those cars from M.F. despite being his enemy right?
Chuong: Oh...
Bonifacy: Hypatos' ships have prize rooms for cars remember?
M.F.: If you're thinking Hypatos is buying those cars directly from me to give to his fellow terrorists, you're wrong. He's buying them directly from me for his ships' prize rooms. Second, he's clearly aware that I'm a G-52 so he knows that if he does something really bad, I'm going to be there and stop him right there and then.
Zachary: That and most terrorists place orders of their performance cars straight from the factories to have them sent to an auto auction or a used car dealership for pickup. New car dealerships follow formal procedures before selling their cars and any criminal who tries to purchase a vehicle from new car dealerships will be denied a car. With the technology we have today, people are not stupid. Plus, new car dealerships are pretty well regulated around the world and go through licensing as well.
Chuong: Proof that criminals will always know their loopholes...
Zachary: Because every system has a loophole to take advantage of but that doesn't mean they'll get away. Whatever our enemies know, I know too because I used to be one of them. Even the best systems in place have their flaws.
Mayor Clarkson: It wasn't exactly referencing the past, Zachary; it still happens even today. When he's on TV for whatever reason, everybody has to tune in.
Leo: And so, the government is delaying all their important things until after I am off the air. The difference between then and now is that I am not bellowing. Back then, they tuned in to me because they thought all by themselves I would condemn them if they didn't, and because my voice was so loud, they couldn't avoid it anyway, so they gave up trying. Today, everybody wants to watch me because they want to see, as some of them put it, "their great hero who bounced back from the gunshot wound." That might still reference the past, but the last time I bellowed was 1977. The gunshot to my head happened in December of 2013. The point is they tune in for entirely different reasons now than they did back then. I suppose the attitude of "I have to watch Leo or I am going to die" didn't wear until about 1982. By then, I was at a much softer level telling everybody to ignore me and focus on their own lives, as well as the Star Wars program Ronald Reagan was equipping us with.
Super C: So in the end, virtually all the bellowing links back to the Cold War?
Leo: Indeed, even if I bellowed on multiple topics. But while my biggest chunk of condemnation came from casino gambling and lottery tickets, my biggest amount of hatred I showed when bellowing was to the Cold War, and to the nation's attitude towards the "hot war" that was Vietnam.
Luong: Must have been a hard time in your life.
Leo: It was indeed. You'd think I was a Krieglandonian in disguise.
King Leo: Given that's another piece of history we didn't know about, but now do, similar to how Zanta showed me that sad but necessary piece of history that was missing, I'd say that a similar thing is happening. While the past is a past we must put behind and move forward, we can now tell the story as it really happened.
Leo: Indeed.
Mayor Clarkson: Serious stuff there, yes. Meanwhile, do any of you UN1024s want to bowl in this tournament?
Leo: And so, the government is delaying all their important things until after I am off the air. The difference between then and now is that I am not bellowing. Back then, they tuned in to me because they thought all by themselves I would condemn them if they didn't, and because my voice was so loud, they couldn't avoid it anyway, so they gave up trying. Today, everybody wants to watch me because they want to see, as some of them put it, "their great hero who bounced back from the gunshot wound." That might still reference the past, but the last time I bellowed was 1977. The gunshot to my head happened in December of 2013. The point is they tune in for entirely different reasons now than they did back then. I suppose the attitude of "I have to watch Leo or I am going to die" didn't wear until about 1982. By then, I was at a much softer level telling everybody to ignore me and focus on their own lives, as well as the Star Wars program Ronald Reagan was equipping us with.
Super C: So in the end, virtually all the bellowing links back to the Cold War?
Leo: Indeed, even if I bellowed on multiple topics. But while my biggest chunk of condemnation came from casino gambling and lottery tickets, my biggest amount of hatred I showed when bellowing was to the Cold War, and to the nation's attitude towards the "hot war" that was Vietnam.
Luong: Must have been a hard time in your life.
Leo: It was indeed. You'd think I was a Krieglandonian in disguise.
King Leo: Given that's another piece of history we didn't know about, but now do, similar to how Zanta showed me that sad but necessary piece of history that was missing, I'd say that a similar thing is happening. While the past is a past we must put behind and move forward, we can now tell the story as it really happened.
Leo: Indeed.
Mayor Clarkson: Serious stuff there, yes. Meanwhile, do any of you UN1024s want to bowl in this tournament?
Zachary: *to Mayor Clarkson* Everybody HAS to? I thought I fought for freedom of thought and opinion yet I hear this from you? If you love America, wouldn't you respect those who opt out from listening to his speeches? No wonder why the EAF New Yorkers are tired of Leo's speeches when it comes to opinions. *to Leo* You're a great speaker don't get me wrong but understand why every intelligence agent has to keep tabs on you even if you're a superhero. Not to mention, INTERPOL too and Gary is still watching you. Well, he watches me too because I was a terrorist.
Radko: Give it a break! I wanna bowl!
Iker/Ike: Count me in!
Anh: I think I'll try.
Majoni: I'll join.
Marko: Me too! That's five of us in the tournament! Wish me luck Ljubo!
Radko: Give it a break! I wanna bowl!
Iker/Ike: Count me in!
Anh: I think I'll try.
Majoni: I'll join.
Marko: Me too! That's five of us in the tournament! Wish me luck Ljubo!
Leo: Okay; you five are involved in the tournament. Remember that you'll be bowling in four different variations: duckpins, candlepins, fivepins, and tenpins, the most common.
*Mayor Clarkson pulls Zachary aside.*
Mayor Clarkson: To clarify, Leo didn't tell them to watch him. They came with that attitude themselves as a result of the fear. This has been a long-standing problem long before you took over the country. It should be fizzling down. For entirely different reasons that have nothing to do with the bellowing or fears of him, people still tune in. I'm the one at fault for the Freudian slip.
Leo: Indeed; it's just a nationwide habit that became a tradition.
*Mayor Clarkson pulls Zachary aside.*
Mayor Clarkson: To clarify, Leo didn't tell them to watch him. They came with that attitude themselves as a result of the fear. This has been a long-standing problem long before you took over the country. It should be fizzling down. For entirely different reasons that have nothing to do with the bellowing or fears of him, people still tune in. I'm the one at fault for the Freudian slip.
Leo: Indeed; it's just a nationwide habit that became a tradition.
Me: Honestly, I would have never guessed that I earned $100,000 USD as my prize for bowling a 300 game. I am very happy that I earned it. And it was a lucky day. Plus, I am not even too much into bowling, yet I still did it. And now I got that money stored in the Wildcat National Bank.
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