XD I love this just for the sheer "...wat?" factor.

I've had nights like this...

I'd take some of them! Looks tasty!

XD My husband has told me of similar things I've apparently done before...

That's awesome. XD

Guess you must have been craving a light snack.

aaaaauuuuggghhh

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Appropriate reaction is appropriate

reminds me when my sleeping partner told me she left her feet in the refrigerator because her feet were really cold

I love it XD

Many years ago I had a roommate would often say full sentences in his sleep. He'd make fun of his friends, have short phone conversations with his girlfriend, offer his opinion Mac OSX... all without remembering it the next morning.

One I heard from my roommate/roomies' girl's room: "I HAVE THE POWER!! ....what do I do with it?" (his girlfriend was the one who said it)

I was Once told i not only Laughted but also Applauded in my sleep. as in clapping to some show or stage play. a room mate also once claimed in gave him the finger yet i have no recollection of ever doing that O-O. how Strange.

when I was younger I would argue in my sleep. one time I was loudly yelling "no thats not your you cant have it, give it back" my mom actualy came into my room and shouted "I dont care whose it is if you don't play nice you'll never see it again" I snored and said "Okay" and was quiet the rest of the night


more recently I've learned I can do alot with out waking up. most annoying is that I can get out of bed walk across the room and turn off a alarm clock and walk back to bed with out waking up.

Oh geez, I've done that before. I've also had very long, drawn-out dreams about trying to shut off a security alarm before I finally wake up and realise what that alarm sound I can't seem to shut off actually is.

I do that too. but only diffrence is my alarm is right next to my bed. so all i do is roll over. punch it. and roll back over under the covers. and never once opening an eyelid. odd.

lol yeah I cant do that. I have to hide my alarm clock o that the effort it takes to get to it will make it more likely ill wake up

thats not such a big problime for me..these days iv been finding myself wakeing up befor the alarm gose off. then an hour later im punching then i get up. its very complicate relationship we have XD.

I bought an old fashioned iron alarm-clock that rings actal bells that rip out you from your sleep for the gods sake with such a noise!
And yet, even putting it to the other end of a room, I've been happening to disarm it and going back to sleep.. -_-

Apparently I talk in my sleep fairly often. The most interesting thing I've been reported to say was:
"If it weren't for the laziness of my arms, the path, such as it is, would not have been."

Deep stuff for someone who is functionally unconscious.

my bf and i do this to each other sometimes o_o
the weirdest shit comes out of the mouth of a sleeping person!

I love this 'comics'

The one of the butterfly was by far the best. Loved it

Thank you! I am pretty pleased with how that one came out.

My ex-gf was talking in her sleep. We'd have some interestng conversations.
I'm not used to talk in the sleep myself, but if someone's starting to talk to me why I sleep, I may follow the conversation without waking up.
So we found that whenever anyone of us start mumbling something in their sleep, the other start answering untill any of us wokes up from it. XD

Hahahaha

Fox does this every damn night~

When asleep our bodies are suposed to release a chemical so that we can't act on t hings in our dreams but for some of us the ehemical either doesn't work well or is in insuffieient suppy. For me that means I walk in my sleep, I'll get up and prep food, cook in my sleep, go on the computer, make notes on pieces of paper and even talk on the phone and not remember a thing the next day until something triggers a memory. The silliest thing is my mate came in after I had gone to sleep and he disturbed me slightly but didnt wake me up. Our door creaks so I looked directly at the door and stated "Leave that coffin alone its not supposed to be filled until Thurseday."

This is a great comic and delightfully fitting for happens in real life. *hugs*

That is a great line. I'm getting lots of great quotes for a hypothetical sleep_ebooks twitter account from the comments on this.

I believe that the comment was triggered because two days before I was watching a movie called Oliver and there is a scene involving a rather drunk undertaker who comments about a coffin is that it wasn't supposed to occupied until a certain day. when mrduhast came in he made the door creak and subconsiously connected the creak with a coffin. Yes I'm the one who's feet were cold and I wanted them taken out of the fridge. Another time I asleep but acting like a five year old, I was pulling tissues out the box, putting them over my face and blowing them up then giggling like a kid. Just as well my familly love me. *hugs*

i have witnessed events like this many times through deadline induced fever dreams of myself and my classmates when i was in college. People would pass out on the couch in the lounge area after 24-48 hours of not leaving the campus to work and all sorts of amazing stuff was spat out out of sheer delirium. One guy would wake up swinging so we tried to stay away from him when he passed out

I've only talked in my sleep once as far as I know, and it was when I was very ill with a cold.

My boyfriend then was doing stuff on his computer. He said I sat up in bed, looked right at him, and said: "Now you KNOW you don't like chocolate." Then I laid back down and was out cold again.

Well, if it's food scuplturing... :D

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This is all I can think about now. :P

Not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmGMzyajA2U ?

Of course not. I'm not an old fart. <3

Really cute.

It's okay, I had my clothes stolen by banditos and had to wander into my childhood town to ask if anybody had any pants I could wear.

Many, many years ago. My friend's house. Steve (my host), Dave (a friend), Stephanie (a friend) and me. I fell asleep on the couch while we were all sitting around, watching Dr. Scott and tormenting the call center operators.

Everyone else: *talk-talk-talk*

Me: "That's why magic users don't like apprentices."

Everyone else: . . .

(time passes)

EE: *talk-talk-talk*

Me: "What? Why?! Because!"

EE: . . .

Me: *rolls over* (GARGANTUAN FART)

Everyone else: *fails their sanity check*

I always wondered how bats sleep! Now I know!

I catch my bf talking like this sometimes when he sleeps. lol

I am a notorious sleep-talker. My ex used to tell me all about the things I'd say in the middle of the night. I had no idea I did it so much! I wonder if I still do it.

Sleep-talking is hilarious - I love finding out about the weird stuff I say sometimes xD

(sometimes it's just embarrassing >.>)

I would say that this has never happened to me, but that would be a lie.