This is a funny skit that came to my head when I had watched my favorite show. Starlight Glimmer is in the library looking for any books of interest, and Twilight wishes to talk to her. Although some words can be taken out of context.
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Starlight Glimmer: ... ...
Twilight Sparkle: Hey there, Starlight. I was looking for you.
Starlight Glimmer: Mmhmm...
Twilight Sparkle: Well, I was wondering about the fact that you know a lot of various arts of magic... And I know various arts of magic....
Starlight Glimmer: That's great...
Twilight Sparkle: And you are with Robin and he basically teaches you magic on a daily basis from what I be seeing and it looks like you are having lots of fun with him.
Starlight Glimmer: Mmhmm...
Twilight Sparkle: So I was wondering if I could join in on your fun with Robin~? One smart enigmatic human and two well talented unicorns.
Starlight Glimmer: !?
Twilight Sparkle: Just think about how this would totally help with bonding our friendships together. Why just think about it-
Starlight Glimmer: Twilight, I will pay you to stop talking about this subject and leave.
Twilight Sparkle: Was it something I said... I didn't mean no harm.. Look maybe we could take turns on Robin. One week you can have him and the next week I'll get him. That way we can equally share knowledge with him. And on holidays or special events, we can both take him in a few sessions. Am I right?
Starlight Glimmer: ....
Twilight Sparkle: Starlight?
Starlight Glimmer: Excuse me for a moment... I got to go find Robin's Nosferatu spell and lobotomize the part of my brain for spawning one disturbing image...
Twilight Sparkle: Oh.. Well perhaps some other time then.
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Starlight Glimmer: ... ...
Twilight Sparkle: Hey there, Starlight. I was looking for you.
Starlight Glimmer: Mmhmm...
Twilight Sparkle: Well, I was wondering about the fact that you know a lot of various arts of magic... And I know various arts of magic....
Starlight Glimmer: That's great...
Twilight Sparkle: And you are with Robin and he basically teaches you magic on a daily basis from what I be seeing and it looks like you are having lots of fun with him.
Starlight Glimmer: Mmhmm...
Twilight Sparkle: So I was wondering if I could join in on your fun with Robin~? One smart enigmatic human and two well talented unicorns.
Starlight Glimmer: !?
Twilight Sparkle: Just think about how this would totally help with bonding our friendships together. Why just think about it-
Starlight Glimmer: Twilight, I will pay you to stop talking about this subject and leave.
Twilight Sparkle: Was it something I said... I didn't mean no harm.. Look maybe we could take turns on Robin. One week you can have him and the next week I'll get him. That way we can equally share knowledge with him. And on holidays or special events, we can both take him in a few sessions. Am I right?
Starlight Glimmer: ....
Twilight Sparkle: Starlight?
Starlight Glimmer: Excuse me for a moment... I got to go find Robin's Nosferatu spell and lobotomize the part of my brain for spawning one disturbing image...
Twilight Sparkle: Oh.. Well perhaps some other time then.
Category All / My Little Pony / Brony
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