Was that Napoleon Dynamite?!!

W-was it? By God, what could I have done to piss him off?

Besides, y'know, dissing tetherball and making public all those illegal ninja moves from the government??

R....P....? *innocent kitty eyes*

Check your inbox, big guy.

=^_^=

Courtesy breasts x3

The best courtesy of all! Next to, y'know, quickies.

Perfect! xD; Exactly what I would do if I was a guy turned into a chick... Boobs ftw!

Well, of course! You'd be all like "WOAH! Where'd these come from?? They're all lumpy and bouncy and... ooooooohhhh, hey, that feels goooooood." :)))

"Oh, I am keeping these!"

xD Hell yes, my friend. xD;;

Nice kajoinkers!

Thanks! I like 'em, too. They get me into all the best nightclubs.

TITS?! x___O

*chokes and then falls out of his seat dead*

Hey, don't... um, knock 'em 'till you've tried 'em! it's like getting to play around with your balls, only they're bigger, bouncier, stink less, and there's less chance that you'll hurt yourself with testicular torsion.

Oh, and milk. Pretty damn convenient, these funbags.

And there's always the chance you can suffocate a rich man by smothering him with your ginormous tits.

Right, but first I'll need to make sure I've got a cozy spot in his will, and maybe off a few of his relatives if ever they start to get suspicious. Don't wanna have one of those Anna Nicole lengthly legal battles over this.

Boy, being a femme fatale is FUN! :D

You make a great chick surprisingly. ;)

Damn right, I do. I already got the hip sway and the hair toss down pat.

... not that I... was practicing before hand... no sir.

I'm not quite sure what's more disturbing. The fact you'd say that or that I'm actively trying to imagine what that'd look like. ^^;;

TITTIES! CACHUNGAS! HOOTERS! NAY-NAYS! BULGARIAN AIRBAGS!

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... sorry, just refer to the avatar and I'll shut up now...

Hey, fuck, look what I went and did... your response is just below BlackRider's.

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=wmxBb3RdnT8

Not exactly the same, but hey you ARE dressed like a girl... cause...like... you're a girl...with... like... boobs...
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Boooooooooooooooooooooooobbbsss.... *grope grope* o3o

I dunno... my voice would have to change dramatically before I could sing anywhere near that good... even with a pair of X chromosomes soothing up my pipes.

But... hey, these new babies on my chesto make it so that now, I don't have to have any actual talent anymore.

... You can play with 'em, but only for as long as it takes for me to sign this record contract.

I agree, who the fuck was he? I want to meet him XD

Dunno... maybe some Harry Potter fan I made fun of years ago.. who can REALLY hold a grudge.

... I should see if I can become friends with him. Maybe he do something about this infection under my fingernail...

Double-Whammies, Bikini Stuffers, Montezumas, Snuggle Pups... yeah, I'm still trying to decide on a nickname for 'em. But for right now, I've tentatively named the right one "Betty Claremont." and the left one "Anestassia Berliner Hammondsworth the Third."

They make me popular at parties. :)

Ich bin eine Berliner? Betty Claremont, now there's a classy name for a titty. Now, next picture you're gonna have to get a couple of those mechanised little things that some strippers have that sit on the nipples and whizz around.

Only, I wanna see them on your MAN breasts...

PS: 75% on your story, but it's getting late so will probably end up finishing it tomorrow. You've eaten an entire day of my weekend you bastard, I hope you're proud!

That would be awfully whorish, crude, and in very poor taste.

...so naturally, I'll be picking up a pair when I go Christmas shopping. A little something from me, to me.

And way thanks, man! I can only hope that the story was at least entertaining enough that it was, like the Comedy Network, time well wasted.

Mechanized titty-whizzers are never a wasted present, especially when they're for yourself. Photos or it didn't happen!

And yes, your story was rather entertaining, well written, and spicy toward the end there. It's hard to type when you've got a boner getting in yer way

Keep those hands out of your pockets miss! >:I

Why? What's there not to...

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... OKAY, who stole Lil' Bioxz?!!

I told you to keep those hands out of thar miss! We ain't havin' none of that public groping here! No sir, not on this good christian furry site! >:I

.........

Well... ;-; that's considered a loss for all of us that prefer the male variety...

Say, now you've got me thinking...

Maybe this WASN'T so much revenge against me... maybe this guy is seeking out revenge against YOU... through me! (Oh my God, this is just like Spider-Man!)

You make any enemies out of some histrionic, maniacal sorcerers, pal?! Fess up!

Weeeeeeelll... there WAS that one time, but...

C'mon, that magical ring of stealth was just so fetching! Not to mention I would put it to better use than he would!

And he already said thatwe were even after he put that one curse on me. Something about making me like anthropomorphs, whatever that means. :B

Lucky..

Mostly, yeah... boobs and all the other accessories are pretty danged nice.

But my God... oooh, these cramps... D:

Yeah, true.. For those and other reasons I'm sorta glad to have been born a guy. However it would be a nice change for, oh.. Maybe a day. Or two..

Turn it back! TURN IT BACK!
REVERSE IT!
UNBORN!!! X0

Unborn?? Good Lord, don't reverse it that much!!

Although... if you could reverse it as far back so that I'm twelve again, that'd be cool... there's this score I got to settle with that punk from grade 7...

Um... wow.

I dunno what I find more disturbing... the idea itself, or the fact that I sprouted a little erection just reading about it. :P

Well looks at this way at least you can meet guys *chuckles*

I could do that before, too. xD

Just noooooot quite the same kinda crowd.