It is evil toooo!!!!

but it looks so tasty...
Mmm... weakness for pie...

No one said evil can't be DELICIOUS!

-B!

TRUTH!

Looking at those boobs no one could see that before?

Silly. Pies cannot be evil, for their primary ingredient... is love <3

If you substituted evil for love in the recipe you'd get... I dunno.. moldy tofu instead of pie.

*burned* moldy tofu.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLDY OLD DOOOOUGH

It may not be Evil, but depending on how delicious it is, it just might be Sinful.

Evil can't be tofu.
I'm sure evil would have some sort of spice to it's flavor.

Not just be a sponge.

-B!

Like I said. MOLDY tofu. :D The mold IS the spice, right? Hey, it works for blue cheese...

*gag*

I'm not sure what sort of flavor mold adds... never had blue cheese.

-B!

People either love the stuff or hate it. I'm in the latter group. I mean, really, I'm considered a freak if I eat some bread that's just got one tiny, subtle little mold spot... but then other people will wolf down this cheese that gets its flavor from a nasty blue mold. Gah.

It's like, one of two or three things in the whole world that I won't eat. I'm that not-picky. :P

oh god id have id do everything to that pie

...people typically just eat them...

You've never watched American Pie? X3

Nope, but I've heard...

Seems like a waste of pie.

-B!

Silly collage students... You eat the pie with your mouth, not your penis...

If -that- is what evil looks like, sign me up for the Evil League of Evil then!

-Sabrina

". . . watching so beware!
The grade that you receive will be the last we swear . . ."

I think I'll need a jug of milk to wash down that pie... Two really.

screw that, I'd drink from the tap

She just might go for that!

-B!

woot! evil milk from even more evil taps!
I just hope it won't turn me lactose intolerant...er, wait, do canids have lactose?

Well... they are mammals.

-B!

hmm, guess that thing I heard about how not all mammals have lactose in their milk was wrong...

It could be right. I'm no scientist... I just draw wrong things.

-B!

and we love you for it.

:L~

*devour's the entire pie* >.>;

*rings your doorbell* Ding Dong

*blinks opening the door* hello?

*pounces on you and tickles you unconscious for devouring the whole pie* Next time save some for the rest of us.

*snortgiggles madly before passing out all vulnerable*

*thinks out loud* I should raid the fridge while I'm still here.

*lays there before groaning n wonders into the kitchen*

*drops the sandwich I made, burps and apologizes for the savage tickling I put you through* I'm sorry. I'm friendly and I'm not usually violent but when people eat all the food and don't leave me any I become a snarling demon beast.

*giggles* oh okie *snugs softly* =3

*purrs, hugs and nuzzles you and makes another sandwich for the road* Thanks for understanding (oh and for not calling the cops). We should be friends

*giggles n clings* okie!

Yeah! A new friend.

Mm, what to do now? >.>

If you've got a nintendo wii let's play some wii sports

can you play that online? O.o;

I don't think so

drat oh well

Double drat

*tastes pie* O.O

ITS....

...so tasty....

SO TASTY IT'S CRIMINAL!!!

I'M IN DESPAIR!

Hey! I make pie!

With evil as a filling?

-B!

Well, they're filled with love, but sometimes love can be evil...

No truer words have been said!

-B!

"Taco's rule"?

"I added a few things to flavor the filling like Vanilla, a little hemlock, and a touch of capcaisin to add that little touch of fire."

A burn so NICE you'll feel it TWICE!

"That's right. C'mon and have a slice!"

*begs for another pie because Marissa devoured it all*

Too late, that was all there was.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! *whines* *plots revenge against marissa*

Good lord! Pecan pie. You have no soul woman. No soul.

... if that was pecan pie, I would agree. If.

Come on. The evil pecaness just raidiates from that pie. It is death itself.

... ... I agree. About pecans. ... but this is not that pie.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped....._pie_slice.jpg

See the crust? No? That's pecan pie.

Its just using a pie cloaking device to hide itself. Then you thnk your going to have a nice slice of apple or mabye cherry and BAME! Its all ready too late.

That does look tasty...

-B!

Pecans... I'm surrounded by them... but totally hate them.

Aww, sorry to hear that.

-B!

No one being who is pure evil can make tasty pies

I wonder if Darth Vader can cook... and if so... what?

-B!

Evil pancakes?

Evil depending on your point of view...

No wait... yeah they're just evil...

-B!

Hmm there is always time for pie >:3

I'm sure it's evilly delicious but I'd rather taste her 'other pie'.

YET IT POISON PIE!

Hahaha well done, well done indeed!

You should try drawing a couple of my zaftig characters, LOL. Your style rules.

My mommy said not to talk to stran...oooh pie!

More like pure beauty! LOL

If I had a chance to be her boyfriend, I would definitely take that chance; even if it means becoming "evil" myself. XD

And since I am such a fat boy, I can't resist a big girl who can cook up such a delicous looking pie. <3

Ooooh.. that's it! *pounces her*

Mmmmm, pie

No, that's the Cake, and ever then, it wasn't a lie!

-B!

But the wall told me so! You must take all things read on walls at face value for 100% truth. In the same way you would anything you read on the internet or hear on FOX news.

NO!

but the splochy face man yelled and got splochyer when someone said he was lieing and I don't want him to get even more splochy! Think of the children!

Just let the splotchy man's face explode.
It'll make the world a better place.

-B!

Love to see her and she brought pie, in total love with...

i'll try it if i can eat it off her breasts. then even if it is poisonous i won't care

YE GADS MAN!
Look at the size of that pie! Its nearly as big as her..

Forced perspective. Forced!!!!

-B!

uh, chief? you might wanna ix-nay on that; that would mean her chest would have planetary gravitational force...as opposed to plain ol' mammary gravitational force.

The pie or her chest, not sure which I'm hungrier for. :p

But this is probably my new favorite Blackblade pic for sure.

All the cavities you'll get form eating it, now that's PURE EVIL! D:

It's SINFULLY delicious! :D

And HOORAY FOR MORE BLACKBLADE!

Mmmmm...
Want real evil?
Try my bacon pudding :)

the evil part is the seemingly innocent pie-baking-mother facade :)
we all know thats *full fat* cream on the top...think of the callories, man!!!
slow death by massive calorie intake! love the little evil necklace

There's probably lard or shortening in that crust...

Shortening in the crust lets you roll it out thinner, thus resulting in more pies with fewer Calories.

Yes, BUT the draw badk is that nasty thing called Trans fat.

Shes had some experience with trans fats and the other sorts as well.

-B!

Hahah! XD

That body is positively sinful, and I would love to eat her pie. and she bakes too?

Careful, it's a well-established fact that evil people make EXCEPTIONALLY good pie...

hmmmm pure evil or pie........ thats a tough one but i think id go for pie :D but she would have to let me eat it off of her :D or is that being to evil?

Its because http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.p.....EvilTastesGood

Pie!

I dont trust that pie. It looks shifty.

She's cool and so are you!

Mmmmm pie!

Evil is deliscous and has a tasty cherry filling.

i like her...*grins*

though is it apple?

Can a pie be even good or evil, is it simply not just tasty?

*trys it out* Mmmm i was wrong your pure baking skill are beautiful TwT *hugs her* <33

What better temptation by Evil ... than to offer one a pie of their favorite!...

Unless it's cherry pie, she and her pie are evil.

lovely

Even things of pure good an innocence can be used for evil ends!
...
I uh, mean yes please. ^w^

This is a great woman to make pie while awaiting the dark... cleavage... wait, how'd I end up with all these pies?!

*opens mouth inhaling the whole pie and spits out a crumpled pie tin into the trash can* You know that's a damn goo...urk.....*drops dead into Blackblade's cleavage*

"Miz Blackblade, are you trying to seduce me?"

"I meant pie in the literal sense, dear."

"Awwwww!"

i'm sorry madame, i only like apple pie *pouts*

i might be evil but ill try the pie *eats*

Oh, thought it said Blackberry.

That would be quite appropriate!

-B!

Mmmmmm... *drools*
Pie looks good, too! ^_^

mmmmm pie. Pure genius.

Yay, everyone's favorite chubby MILF swordswoman is back! And she brought pie!

The pie is a lie!

...If the cake is a lie, what's pie?

What's the flavor? ... poontang?

Love the little beholder medallion! Is it just decorative, or can she use it to summon a full-sized one on the spot?

It's the symbol of the dark King that she's trying to help revive.

-B!

We here at the Aperture Science Experimental Research Laboratory would like to warn you that the Pie is full of excess calories and trans-fats. It will make you full, obese, lazy, and diabetic. And kill you.

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Well, not 100% pure evil. Then there'd be no room for the sexay .

Ok. *eats+death by pie!!!* X3

...but every time I try to declare either "lawful pie" or "chaotic pie" my DM kicks me out of the game. What the hell.

What's in that pie, anyway?

LOVETT:
It's priest. Have a little priest.
TODD:
Is it really good?
LOVETT:
Sir, it's too good, at least!
Then again, they don't commit sins of the flesh,
So it's pretty fresh.
TODD:
Awful lot of fat.
LOVETT:
Only where it sat.
TODD:
Haven't you got poet, or something like that?
LOVETT:
No, y'see, the trouble with poet is
'Ow do you know it's deceased?
Try the priest!

Heh heh heh!

Oh c'mon, you're just 'dying' to try it.

I'd love a slice.

The question is, which pie should I eat first?

Thats the best bribary for the dark forces I've ever seen.

I'm surprised nobody brought up 8-bit theater yet: The Pie is also Evil. Granted, better if you have a bit of background on the strip...

I keep forgetting I read that series. I think I'm behind a couple weeks.

-B!

Her name's Millie, right? She has a very cute design.

Yep, Millie the Black Blade.

-B!

I also like the weight around her mid-section. The way it contours to her frame is also extremely attractive.

Eerily reminds me of Roseann.....

I'd have to politely decline the pie and ask for some of her "pie" instead, XD

The pie is also evil

Still delicious!

-B!

Id sample that pie XD

MMmmm....Pie......

Ah the retired henchwoman, one of your best characters.

Not retired, just waiting for the Dark King to reawaken and plunge the world into darkness.

-B!

Ah yes, henchpeople must always find something to pass the time until their dark masters return.

Fav char from anything ever.


Additionally on Pie vs Cake.

If true = 1 and false = 0 then:
Cake = Lie: Lie = False: False = 0
Pie =Delicious: Delicious = Quoted for truth: Quoted for truth = True: True = 1

Thus Cake = 0 and Pie = 1

Mathematically 1 > 0 and thus Pie is greater than cake.

I'm late on this, but my comment is still relevant!

Oh Millie, how we've missed thee :3 I'll take a slice... as long as it doesn't cost me too much of my soul, of course.

Just a bit of your soul.

-B!

... aw, what the heck, gimme two slices :3