I confess that I do air guitar or air drums. Radar Love is good for that, as is any Gene Krupa tracks on the 40s channel.

O my god i do the exact same thing including the 1940"s music

i get alot of tailgaters, so damn close i don't see the front of their car or windshield just their face. and if they are really going at it for a while i will be more then happy to help them with a quick brake test.

One of my cars is getting on a little.. 225,000 miles. It also has overboost.. this means I can cause it to put out a puff of soot on demand..

It's amazing how many people back off at that point..

That's one thing I loved about my diesel rabbit, downshift a gear, romp the engine, watch the cloud of black sooty smoke grab the car behind me.

It insured they backed off a 1/4 mile from that point.

I once had a brand new merc tailgating my mk3 mondeo.. that one was due for a service.
I overboosted it.. and got to see the cloud expand behind me, get sucked into the merc's intakes, and come out the (white leather) interior vents...

The massively high mpg was nice too ;)

mine is a 2014 and they dont thing a newer car with brake check them, lol. One of the best ways to get people off their cell phones while driving.

Here, if they hit you, you will be automatically at fault for doing that.

And a new car doesn't matter. People try to avoid hitting my 10 year old Jaguar..

Typical Rush hour commuters from here.

We get rig rockets up here. ^^() Giant trucks that have occasionally been lifted, sometimes have smoke stacks instead of normal exhaust pipes, are loud, and are often driven by insane people who are compensating for something. Quite often the poorly driven missiles will be speeding along the highways to the north, heading towards the oil fields. The rest of the time they're weaving through traffic on the morning commute from the gated community to the coffee shop, and back. Occasionally you'll see them in ditches, wrapped around other rig rockets, on fire, or generally smashed to bits along the highway. Further proof of the general ineptitude of the careless individuals behind the wheel. :)

I'm sorry but the Tail Gator one is just priceless

LOL. My Dad and me are busting up. So true!

My Dad just asked if there's one for the drivers with glass-pack exhaust?

So many drivers.., so many weirdos.

These are tremendously witty. I presume you know this cartoon?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbnjGiGFxG8

Okay, I lol'd at that video

Gawd, I remember when that came out!

I don't know if I fall under any of these, I hope not...

Not familiar with driver number 4. I guess we just dont have many of those around here.

Most of the ones we have here are ones that dont know how to use things like blinkers, breaks, or their own fucking eyes.

LOL! I have met all but the middle guy. :)

My brother is literally a number 1 on this list, all the cars he has owned always had to be cleaned out before being sold or junked. The family is amazed he can get his family into his current vehicles what with how trashy they are, granted his wife isnt exactly a neat freak either with how her vehicle looks. There are also a lot of # 3's in my area as well when driving on the freeway.

I identify with the sixth driver... when stuck in traffic, might as well entertain yourself with a little bit of loud music.

1 I has seen
& will admit my truck does get messy but so NOT filled to the brim

I've seen all of these. We also get the "modified car" drivers who've suped up their vehicles to be loud enough to hear them across the city. Because, yanno, in a city of 3 million people at 3AM on a weekday, you're gonna get your fuckin' I'VE GOT A BIG DICK EVERYONE LISTEN TO MY NOOOOIIIISEEE car and rocket down every street you can, waking everyone up from a dead sleep. Uuuugh.

I'm still considering adding a separate switch to my personal vehicles that will turn on the bright white reverse light to freak out tail-gators!

I get mostly, the smug self-important types who work for the big chemical company. Usually starship captains going ahead "Warp 8".

One trend I've noticed, but not really caught on, is the "sanitized" vehicle--with all make/model markings paintakingly removed.

I am also guilty of be an air drummer.

Oh I can relate to tail gaters, I Ride a Honda CBR600F4i which is a crotch rocket and I seem to draw them from everywhere. Another thing is crazy peeps that want to race you when ever you bring out a bike hotter than a Ninja 250. O_o

So is Middle of the Car Guy just leaning over to get something? Or is he permanently sitting like that?

sitting like that, usually by black males.

Weird. I've leaned to grab something (though never when the car is in serious motion) but to sit like that on an extended basis? Is this a basketball-height dude trying to stuff himself into a not-very-Smart Car or something?

no, average guys.

By which I can only assume you mean 'average levels of stupid/insane for Madison...'

Actually I've seen this across the country, even Flinters mentioned it on the first page and he's in the Seattle area.

Huh. Never seen that one here in PA. The others, definitely. And I have seen females driving at full highway speed while doing makeup in the rearview mirror. (and once, a male shaving, ditto.) Rather like the apocryphal tale about the computer cup-holder... not as apocryphal as it should be.

I'm really enjoying these car comics. :)

Tail gators are especially dangerous to motorcyclists like me. Most cars can't stop as fast as most motorcycles

Tail Gators are beyond numerous on my drive to work.

Reason why the hitch stays on and also a Gopro records out of the rear window.

A few months back, I realized I was living in the South when I detoured around a multi-vehicle fenderbender on I-49. ALL the vehicles involved were pickup trucks...

80% of the vehicles in Arkansas are pickup trucks. Even the motorcycles.

#1: Yeah... I've had to clean out my car with a shovel once.

#4: New one on me.

#5: *Looks in mirror, sighs.* No, nothing new there.

I lol'd at Tail Gator. that's funny stuff right there man

also I've seen ALL of these and MUCH more out on the highways >.<

The 2nd one on the left column is the Luigi Death Stare.

I've got a full LED emergency lightbar in the rear window of my Suburban. It's completely invisible until it lights up, and then- YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF EXACTLY HOW CLOSE YOU ARE. As in, oh crap, maybe I should back off a bit, who is that SUV, did I just piss off a cop, geez, maybe I'll slow waaaaay down and change lanes to the side. Yeah, I think this is my exit to... wherever. Yep, gotta go now.

In my part of south Florida, the only thing worse than a driver who forgets to turn off his/her turn signal, is a motorist who forgets to turn on his/her headlights after sunset!

Don't forget the delicious ice cream samich car, which is flanked on top by a delicious layer of mattress that couldn't fit inside the car, and is now being held by a single bungee cord. On the freeway.

I see people driving with both hands at 6 o'clock either palms down (keyboard style) or palms up (carrying punch bowl style). There's always one or two motorist's in no particular hurry as they're off to early bird bingo at the Indian gaming casino, I think. There's always a few A-clowns in Audis, BMWs, Mercedes Benz's, or prestige cars blasting by everyone. Also the well-groomed driver, needs both hands to apply sunglasses, ball cap, fuss with hair, etc...while in motion.