This is old, from AC08. But the story is still hilarious. It was the first time I had met one of my oldest internet friends, Kesler, and to start things off, he greeted me by punching me in the head. It was awesome. After sending him back to his hotel to get me some painkillers, I told him I'd do the badge that I promised I'd do. When I asked him what he wanted, his response was a hearty, "I WANT A BADGE OF KESLER, UH, PUNCHING TECHNO IN THE BUTT."

And so it was done.

Later on, after many hours of retarded shenanigans, I realized that the way I drew Kesler's calisthenetics jazzercize punchin' arm had it going UP Techno's nonexistant butthole, So... we decided that it must be entering a wormhole, conveniently located precisely at the area where Techno's anus would be. Since wormholes always have an exit point somewhere, we realized that his fist would be erupting out of nothingness and into some unsuspecting person... so we decided that it would probably be punching  raskhusky in the jaw.

He paid me entirely in $2 bills.

And that is the story of the butt punching badge of anthrocon 2008.
the end.

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