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New pokecast. Man, I ven't done one in a while. Its got 4 characters this time to make up for lost time.
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Pokecast 14: It’s Been a While
By Deadpooljte23Chuck Stein: Chunky, Jewish Rhyperior
Sid: Perverted Meowth Stoner
Casper: Gay, Sarcastic Spinarak
Irwin: Casper’s Feraligatr Boyfriend.
Chuck: Hello, and welcome to Pokecast! I bet that you all thought we were done with this thing, weren’cha?
Sid: You’re not getting off that easily.
Casper: I was worried that Pokecast was and I’m PART of the show. I haven’t hung out with you guys in forever.
Chuck: I’ve just been busy.
Sid: We’ve been busy.
Casper: Yeah, with your little glee club.
Sid: Actually its GLE-you know what? Lets not talk about that. Pokecast isn’t about work.
Chuck: Exactly. It’s a goal we set each week to spend time with each other and just goof off. We can be ourselves around each other.
Irwin: And I thought we were gay, Casper.
Casper: Ooh, I love it when you get sassy.
Sid: I wish you two would stop that. Trust me, your lovey-dovey phase is gonna pass eventually.
Chuck: Oh damn, we forgot to introduce ourselves. We must be slipping in our old age. Well, I’m Chuck Stein and was very hurt by Irwin’s comment.
Casper: I’m Casper Cruz and suck it up Chuck. Grow a pair.
Irwin: I’m Irwin Stevenson, and all this fighting is getting me excited. Are you boys going to tussle soon, because I need to know when I should take my camera out.
Sid: I’m Sid McCallaghan, and I am feeling very disturbed by all of Irwin’s flirting. He may be of our weirdest guests so far.
Casper: Of all our guests on the show, my boyfriend is the one who frightens you most?
Chuck: Come on Sid, you’re at least twenty times weirder than all of us combined.
Casper: The sultan of strange.
Irwin: King of the crazies.
Chuck: Lord of all things perverse and otherwise.
Sid: Well, aren’t you all kind. I thought we were mocking Chuck?
Chuck: Um, no. Let’s not do that.
Casper: So what should we talk about?
Sid: Ooh! I remember hearing that team S.W.O.R.D. is splitting up.
Irwin: No, we aren’t splitting up. But our captain and tactician are, um, leaving for a short amount of time.
Chuck: How short?
Casper: Nine months.
Sid: Oh snap! Wait, Lisa M. and Zeke…and they’re sure he’s the dad?
Irwin: Well, they have been together. I don’t see how it could be anyone else.
Sid: (cough)
Chuck: Sid, did you…?
Sid: Nothing is written in stone.
Casper: When did the two of you-
Sid: Trust me, it happened. A lot.
Irwin: Wait, I don’t follow. Are you saying that you could be the-
Sid: Don’t say it.
Irwin: I’m just saying, if you two were bumping uglies behind Zeke’s back, there is a good chance you could be-
Sid: We’ll know when we know. Now lets drop this.
Casper: Bu-
Sid: DROP IT!
Chuck:…so, er, what will you and Lisa S. do now, Irwin?
Irwin: We’re going to join team H.A.M.M.E.R.
Sid: I’m sorry, who?
Casper: Harold’s team.
Sid:…not ringing any bells?
Chuck: The cacturne?
Sid: Nope. Sorry.
Chuck: You were talking to him this morning!
Sid:…Ooooooooohhh. Now I remember. Sorry dude. I was tripping balls this morning. I thought he was a magic talking cactus not a regular…talking cactus.
Irwin: Well, I’m joining his team.
Chuck: As is Lisa S.
Sid: Now that’s a Lisa I remember. Man, how is she?
Casper: Oh Arceus. Have you slept with all of Irwin’s teammates?
Sid: What? We never slept together.
Casper: Then why do…oh my god, you like her.
Sid: I have no idea as to what you’re talking about.
Chuck: That makes sense. He was talking to her two days ago and never once made a sex joke. Not even when she started talking about meat.
Irwin: This is too adorable.
Casper: Why were you talking about meat?
Irwin: Lisa is a bit air headed. But if Sid likes Lisa, why is he constantly sleeping with other women?
Sid: I don’t like Lisa that way.
Casper: I’m guessing it’s a caused by his ridiculous fear of commitment. He’ll never have any sort of true happiness until he gets over these irrational fears.
Irwin: Its so sad, baby.
Casper: Maybe you should pretend to cry.
Irwin: Ok. (Fake tears) Its soooo sad! Will Sid ever find love? Well!? Answer me, damnit!…And scene.
Chuck: Now that’s acting!
Casper: What did I tell you? My baby’s a star.
Sid: I hate you all.
Chuck: I can’t believe you’re too shy to admit that you like this girl.
Sid: I’m ending this.
Chuck: Fine. I’m Chuck…
Sid: I’m Sid…
Casper: I’m Casper…
Irwin:(in a high pitched voice) and I’m Lisa!
Sid: Screw you guys. I’m going home.
Casper: You live in the dorm. Which is where we are.
Sid:…Shut up.
Chuck: Adios everyone.
Sid: Stupid, little spider-jerk. You and that lizard of yours.
END
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