The Case of the One-Man McDonald's
STOPS now targets a fox that (due to CNG giving him the same kind of superpowers as Cripto) has been authorized to operate as a one-man (or one-fox) McDonald's store. (This is because they want to destroy McDonald's and all who work for it.) As always, it's Cripto to the rescue!
D-19 and Eterna (C)
Zanta Keplicus
Zachary Chandler (C)
Chuong
D-19 and Eterna (C)
Zanta KeplicusZachary Chandler (C)
Chuong
Category Story / All
Species Unspecified / Any
Size 120 x 120px
File Size 16 kB
Listed in Folders
Sound Splitter: *Frowns* It must be exhausting using your powers for that long without breaks for a job. Back in Sweden, people work six hours a day five days a week so they can have a balance between work and life so Danger Major here can have more time practicing with other Krieglandonian-Swedes for marching for the next Swedish festival and holidays. The six hour work day according to Swedish experts is scientifically proven to increase work productivity and reduce stress. Even an unmanned convenience store does a better job than this because unmanned stores don't experience stress and their managers can watch their stores and not interact with customers making them live virtually stress free compared to Frank!
Glass Wing: Frank, do you have any other superpowers that are actually useful against things like terrorism? I'm from Norway and even were not safe from anti-EU terrorists marching in and out there.
Combat Coyote: Good grief we got bigger problems to worry about like Bernie supporters threatening suicide bombing if Bernie doesn't win or people threatening to loot the Trump Tower in NYC before the entire city!
Cloaked Claw: Using powers to do fast food business from home? What kind of sorcery is this?
Warlord Wolf: Zoning laws exist for a reason these days and doing this in Germany will draw a lot of negative attention because a home is for home not for business.
Richard: Frank would be drawing unnecessary attention of not only STOPS but also the terrorists in general. Terrorists love spreading conspiracy theories against McDonald's and most anti-EU terrorists believe in them to the point that they've been targeting McDonald's across Europe. I hate to know what conspiracy theories they have against Frank and McDonald's but we're going to find out.
Glass Wing: Frank, do you have any other superpowers that are actually useful against things like terrorism? I'm from Norway and even were not safe from anti-EU terrorists marching in and out there.
Combat Coyote: Good grief we got bigger problems to worry about like Bernie supporters threatening suicide bombing if Bernie doesn't win or people threatening to loot the Trump Tower in NYC before the entire city!
Cloaked Claw: Using powers to do fast food business from home? What kind of sorcery is this?
Warlord Wolf: Zoning laws exist for a reason these days and doing this in Germany will draw a lot of negative attention because a home is for home not for business.
Richard: Frank would be drawing unnecessary attention of not only STOPS but also the terrorists in general. Terrorists love spreading conspiracy theories against McDonald's and most anti-EU terrorists believe in them to the point that they've been targeting McDonald's across Europe. I hate to know what conspiracy theories they have against Frank and McDonald's but we're going to find out.
Frank: I know it sounds crazy, but the bosses and authorities didn't want me to leave McDonald's. They arranged this with me because 1) they didn't want somebody with superpowers working at a McDonald's considering that when I sneezed, it frightened a bunch of kids 4 years old and under; 2) I am still working to save money to buy a house, and then I can officially quit; and, 3) it was perfectly legal at the time it was arranged.
Frank's landlord: I approved it and so did the police.
Frank: *to Glass Wing* My superpowers are similar to Cripto, so yes, I do ones that can be useful. I even put protective shields over the whole apartment to keep them out. Cripto just happened to be there before I could act, so he did it for me. Why do you ask? Do you want me to quit working for McDonald's just to protect myself?
Leo: Don't give your job up just yet. *to Warlord Wolf* There are plenty of folks in America that are able to work from home, but he's the first one to do it this way.
Frank's landlord: I approved it and so did the police.
Frank: *to Glass Wing* My superpowers are similar to Cripto, so yes, I do ones that can be useful. I even put protective shields over the whole apartment to keep them out. Cripto just happened to be there before I could act, so he did it for me. Why do you ask? Do you want me to quit working for McDonald's just to protect myself?
Leo: Don't give your job up just yet. *to Warlord Wolf* There are plenty of folks in America that are able to work from home, but he's the first one to do it this way.
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