i'm an official furry, my official furry card came in the mail, so here is my fursona
he's a hyoomun/fly hybrid just like his creator

very important bio pls read
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Name:
Gender: dude
Age: gross
Sexual Orientation: shut up
Hair: curly, lumps together, probably soaked in grease and dust
Skin: ?? what
Height: actually very short just with long legs
Weight: skinny prick
Marital Status: taken (didn't see that coming didja)
Occupation: none (the fucking loser)
Moral Alignment: true neutral
Hobbies: dissociating, grunting at bad puns, not using his left hand
Personality: annoying, pretentious, constantly livid about something
History: those fingers had to go, bro

rules for using my character
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- he should be used ONLY for italian bara mustachio wolf fetish art
- the colour blue hurts his feelings. don't use it in anything
- no you can't wipe his vomit off of your chair, stop being a pansy ass and just buy a new one