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Hey everybody, I know what will be fun - let's do some math!

Let's say you like a comic strip in the newspaper, and so you buy a newspaper every time there's a new episode of that comic. How much will that comic cost you?

Well, the average cost of a newspaper these days is a dollar. So, that means you'll be spending, on average, six dollars a week just to read that comic, unless you decide you also want the Sunday edition, which will run you an additional two dollars since it's a weekend edition which has been fattened up with loads of extra advertisements. That's eight dollars a week just to read a newspaper comic.

Sure, you get a lot of extra crap ... like news, and what the guy who owns the newspaper thinks you should think about the news... but with the velocity of modern society going at breakneck speed the way it does, if anything is happening out there in the great wide world that you really need to know about, odds are that you'll already have learned everything you can learn about it it on the internet by the time the newspaper people get around to even mentioning it.

So, really, what your money is buying is a comic strip bundled up in a lot of waste paper weighted down with stale trivia.

Now, take a look at Evil Twin! Faster, sharper. More up to date. Brought you you within moments of creation at today's modern pace. No extra waste. No unnecessary packaging just to drive the price up. Lean, sleek and stylish, just the way you like it!

And for all this, what do we charge?

Nothing.

That's right.

Not a single wasted dollar here!

You get Evil Twin, absolutely free every week, and we can do this, because of the magnificent minions of Talboc over at  patreon who selflessly pay for this comic which you enjoy week after week after week while you throw your hard-earned money down the waste bin like so much rubbish.

Don't you think it's time you stopped spending so unwisely?

Throw away that newspaper, and put your money where it really counts - become a minion of Talboc, for as little as twenty five cents a week. Pound for pound, that is actually cheaper than dirt, and that is an authentic fact backed up by years of scientific research!

Plus, you'll be doing your part to not just keep Evil Twin running, but you will also be helping to stomp out the destruction and devastation caused by those tree-killing bastards who thoughtlessly chew through acres of innocent, untouched, virgin forest just to stain the dead, pulped flesh of once-living things with their outdated opinions!

My god, it's like a botanical holocaust! Do you want to be responsible for a crime of that magnitude when the martians finally land and want to know exactly who ruined our planet? Do you want to be the first against the wall, shackled like an animal as the list of charges against you is read out to the galaxy at large? Can you live with that guilt?

CAN YOU?

Do it for yourself!

Do it for the future!

YOU CAN SAVE THE ENTIRE WORLD FOR ONLY TWENTY FIVE CENTS A WEEK!

You'll be glad that you did.

Especially once the martians show up.

Thank you.
http://www.patreon.com/talboc

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Ed Note: this weeks' editorial was provided by a junior staff writer who, the doctors tells us, is responding very well to the medication, and does not represent the opinion of upper management, as it does not contain a pay raise for them.