I'm... chocking on pizza

I'm sorry :C

I can't stop laughing any time I see this. Even if I haven't bigalized it to read what it says....

A+ for allen moore's bloody eyeballs

they are always a crowd pleaser.

I have never seen Alan Moore more EXTREME.

AND YOU NEVER SHALL AGAIN. >:{

Can I make him into an icon?

Prease?

awww you.

go ahead.

Why, thank you.

It is done

show it to me.

I must see this.

Im using it right now

omg yaaaaaaaaaaaaay c:

can...can I steal that?

Sure

note me your email

And now his beard will kill us all.

Dewy-eyed Rorschach would be the best way to traumatize several people I know!

I fear that beard. I sleep uneasy every night thanks to it :c

also, this WAS in fact used to traumatize a friend. try it! it's fun!

XD Extra pints for making your uterus explode.

well it was supposed to be a random girl but really who am I kidding :c

i vomited like ted the bellhop in "Four Rooms"
but it was for hilarity and joy, not horror

oh what a horrible picture.

horribly hilarious.

ladies.

why did I lol

whyyy ;-;

you secretly yearn to read of their pirate adventures.

I...didn't...

shhhhhh......


don't fight it.

OH.

JESUS.... FUCK.

WHAT.
WHAT IS THIS. WHAT IS THIS WHAT IS THIS FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUCK.

Favoriting forever. Jesus Christ on a fishtaco cross.

I will never forgive you.

YOUR COMMENT IS MAKING ME LOL TOO.

I expect fierce retaliation young lady.

the glove has been THROWN DOWN >:{

For some reason the "ENK <3" makes me think of a pudgy goose honking at passerby.

Just noticed the WARRRL and decided to make cute faces back. I FEEL SO STUPID FOR THINKING THE INK BLOTS WOULD RESPOND BACK

oh man did you just admit to coochi-cooing at my horrible imaginary m-preg baby?

Jesus that is awesome.

OH WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!?

God, I was laughing so hard.

I... I love you...

MARRIAGE PROPOSALS IN THE RIGHT STACK, MONEY IN THE LEFT. THANK YOU FOR YOUR BUSINESS.

LOL

I just looked at it again and laughed like an old man; it brought tears to my eyes.

at first i thought alan moore was WRITING it and I was horribly confused

Oh man.

are you asking for ALTERNATE ENDING?

because that's what it sounds like missy.

UH OH!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!

dohohohoho :B

I DIED OF LAUGHTER.

I AM DEAD NOW AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT.

You know ghosts can type?

I am a mass muderer.

and my weapon.







is lulz.

murder damn it.

I don't mud anything.

Are you sure?

oh my god this is awesome.

...I might be posting this elsewhere if that's cool. This needs to be shared. Mutual trauma is best trauma. C:

just tell me where you post it. I must hear the cried of anguish, they feed my dark powers :c

Argh I'm afraid that I'll write something dumb that equates how much I like this to really kicking ass in Super Mario World, which I in no way claim I can do, especially while completely **** on **** while Lisa Lashes - Tidy Girls Annual is playing in the background. I saw it for the second time today, I will go again tomorrow.

Oh Ishi.

oh my precious blazing ball of light and noise.

whatever will we do with you. the neighbors will think I am a bad mother.

Omg omg .. new wallpaper. So I can see this every day. And smile.

you'll get eye-cancer like that.


and hairy palms.







just sayin'.

Hairy palms and everywhere I touch

The owlchach in the stroller! WORDS CAN NEVER FULLY CONVEY THIS AWESOME.

it's the little details that just make you go 'WUT."


oh god the urge to sketch all of their horrible babies is strong in me but I know doing that will probably be the one thing that finally kicks me over to the dark sideFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF D:

I lol'd and lol'd and lol'd

lollerskates.

oh how i wish i could DOUBLE FAVE THIS. T_T

ONE FOR THE HOT HOT M-PREG AND ONE FOR THE BLOODY EYEBALLS AMIRITE?

exactly. <3

Oh sweet Jesus.

...Oh....

-dies laughing-

WHY AM I KILLING SO MANY PEOPLE D:

lol, fuck. You got me at 'ooohhh...hurm'

Rorschach only communicates with tiny scary noises and the word Daniel.

trufax.

and the worst eating onomatopoeias.

this is so beautiful

ALSO RORSCHACH LOOKS LIKE FLAPJACK OH MY GOD

COME WITH ME AND YOU WILL SEE A PLACE CALLED NEW YORK CITY

WHO NEEDS NEW YORK CITY? IT'S SAFER IN KARNAK!

BUT THERE AIN'T NO SUGAR CUBES TO STEAL OR PRISONERS TO ATTACK

IT'S DANGEROUS AND SQUID-FILLED

BUT ADVENTUROUS AND FREE

ADVENTURE THATS THE LIFE FOR ME

THERE'S NEWSPAPER STANDS AND HOOKER FILLED STREETS

doesn't sound so good to me

THE MIS-AD-VENTURS-OF

ROR-SCHACH!

:'D

lmao

:D

...FUCK YEAH. UTERUS-IGNITION, GO

ALL POWER TO THE MAIN GUNS. LETS BLOW THOSE OVARIES OUT OF THE WATER >:[

You made my man-uterus explode.
Ouchies.

it was askin' for it.

walking around all biologically impossible.

that whore.

If you think it's a whore, you should see my mangina.

...
That sounded wrong in more ways than one.

does it light up and blind men on lakes?

if it doesn't, it isn't a proper one and is therefore also a whore >:[

It doesn't.
I am such a whorish person. And yet I'm not ashamed.