I've had one of those days where like everything that could go wrong has. From the kid not sleeping last night, to the puppy not being able to hold his bladder long enough for me to put on my shoes (Resulting in piddle on one of my shoes) to my headphones mysteriously not working.... it's just been a day.

By no means am I saying this is the worst day ever. Just a day that has left me being very

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glad that there is (was) a little over half a giant bottle of pink moscato left over from the holiday party.

ALSO ENJOY THE BELLY PUDGE.

I jiggle like the tastiest of jellos. Santa ain't got nothin' on me.

Also I am drinking out of one of these because I'm #fuckingclassy http://www.kmart.com/light-up-tumbl.....p;blockType=G2