This is Bertha. She fight for your right of living your life without being oppressed by the privileged males who dominate this world with their disgusting penises. She has a great belly personality and will make sure everyone knows it. Willingly or not. She enjoys ranting and posting pictures of her pets on Tumblr.
Don't even think of triggering her. She will win. Those people always win. Those words were pronounced by the wisest person alive. A person who never lies.

She's on her way to stomp my face for assuming her gender by calling her "she". Was nice knowing you guys.