You decided to join the Earth corps to defend the planet against evil aliens ? That's great ! Pagola sure salutes your devotion. But devotion is just half the battle. You need to be physically fit before treading on the front line, or else the enemy will tread on you like a soiled carpet.

Pagola WILL tread on you, but she does this because she believes in you. Go go space cadet.

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