Name: Pyromaniac
Species: Fiery Squirrel
Age: 48
Likes: Volcanoes, Fire Dancing, Exploring, Geology, Summer, Cocktails, Sunbathing, Surfing, Napping
Dislikes: Winter, Drama, Being Interrupted, Boredom
Favorite Food: Hawaiian Pizza
Occupation: Archaeologist
Birthplace: Hawaii
Body Type: Fat
Weapon: Lava Guns, Magma Bazookas, and Volcanic Bombs
Title: Volcanic Deity
Fursonal Quote: “I'm here to give you hell.”
Mr. H: "Ooooooh-ho-ho-ho-hoooooo! Somebody's on fire today! LITERALLY! This fiery warrior from Hawaii goes by the name Pyromaniac. You could say this dude LOOOOOOVES playing with fire, but he only does that when on the battlefield. With his trusty lava guns, his mighty magma bazookas, and his gnarly volcanic bombs, Pyromanniac can stop the world and melt you down. Even his big booty is dangerously hot. So hot...that he got condensation on his badonkadonk from the hot water in the toilet bowl!"
Species: Fiery Squirrel
Age: 48
Likes: Volcanoes, Fire Dancing, Exploring, Geology, Summer, Cocktails, Sunbathing, Surfing, Napping
Dislikes: Winter, Drama, Being Interrupted, Boredom
Favorite Food: Hawaiian Pizza
Occupation: Archaeologist
Birthplace: Hawaii
Body Type: Fat
Weapon: Lava Guns, Magma Bazookas, and Volcanic Bombs
Title: Volcanic Deity
Fursonal Quote: “I'm here to give you hell.”
Mr. H: "Ooooooh-ho-ho-ho-hoooooo! Somebody's on fire today! LITERALLY! This fiery warrior from Hawaii goes by the name Pyromaniac. You could say this dude LOOOOOOVES playing with fire, but he only does that when on the battlefield. With his trusty lava guns, his mighty magma bazookas, and his gnarly volcanic bombs, Pyromanniac can stop the world and melt you down. Even his big booty is dangerously hot. So hot...that he got condensation on his badonkadonk from the hot water in the toilet bowl!"
Category Artwork (Digital) / General Furry Art
Species Squirrel
Size 1280 x 1225px
File Size 176.6 kB
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