Mr. H: So, this is what Pyromaniac looks like when he's grinning. Either way, why does he look like he thinks he is hot as shit? Pun intended.

Pyromaniac: You tell me. Plus, I RARELY do smile sometime around.

Mr. H: Well, you know, I can't even complain. Of course, you ARE pretty hot for a fiery squirrel. Maybe you're hot all around.

Pyromaniac: Hmmm...if I may recall, you DID say about my badonkadonk being dangerously hot. Along with that joke about how my big ass has condensation from the hot water in the toilet bowl.

Mr. H: *winks and snaps his fingers* Riiiiiight.

Pyromaniac: That reminds me. *walks off*

Mr. H: Where you going?

Pyromaniac: The little squirrel's room. Duty calls. Pun intended.

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