Mr. H: I KNOW y'all see-...

Shippuuga: *Flushes toilet as he comes out of the men's room* Shippuuga's, big, sexy, military, russian sabrewolf ass! If I may say so myself. And trust me, I know you do that to some of the Infurnationals team members.

Mr. H: You got me in the box here, Shippuuga.

Shippuuga: *sees pic* Now what's this here?! *looks at pic*........HOT DAMN! I'm...hehe, damn I look hot as fuck! And that grin! Hehehehehe, takes me back to the time when I was one very handsome young wolf man, especially the time when a few ladies gave me a slap on my ass when I walk by.

Mr. H: I tell you what, you're 58 years-old and you're still a hot ass wolf man to the human eye. Eerr...furry eye, I mean.

Shippuuga: That may be true, but I don't know. I mean, who would love an OLDER wolf like me? I don't know, that's probably me just saying that.

Mr. H: Ah, come on, Shippuuga! Lighten up! I mean, look around you, you got those in the Infurnationals team who are WAAAY older than where you are. Not to mention, guys and gals DO dig hot older men. *moves his eyebrows up and down*

Shippuuga: You don't say?

Mr. H: Trust me, Shippuuga. Where I come from, I'm sure there's plenty of furries who'd love to meet a hunk like you no matter how old your ass is. *wink*

Shippuuga: Correction: There's plenty of furries who'd love to meet a DILF like me.

Mr. H: SEE?! THERE YA GO! THAT'S THE SPIRIT!

Shippuuga: Just for the record, that IS something you would've said before since you be calling some of us DILFs. Nonetheless, perhaps I should continue being myself and move on with my life. Besides, nothing can bring this old sabrewolf down.

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