Was requested as a doodle, and then polled, tying twice, before winning on a coin toss, so here is. What if...were women? Here's my cartoon lizard as a girl instead of his usual, almost equally hip-heavy self. Tried not to go for the obvious things you'd do, especially since lizards don't really have the...assets most people would expect, I suppose? just a bit curvier, hoodie is a little looser, face is a bit slimmer and rounder, and...just cuz it's a fun excuse to do so, wearing some mascara. And she got her buckteeth fixed. She's not looking particularly impressed, but then this is an parallel dimension equivalent of myself, and I am a pretty unimpressed guy also, why would such things change.

Anyway, woo. There it is. All over the dang page.