MACKTACULAR
REAL NAME: Ronald MacKinnon
OCCUPATION: Aquabat Cadet Macktacular is a history major with a Bachelor of Arts degree from one of Canada's most respected undergraduate universitites. He works for minimum wage as a stockboy at the local grocery store.
PLACE OF BIRTH: Nova Scotia, Canada.
KNOWN RELATIVES: Yes.
GROUP AFFILIATION: Currently independant, training in the hopes of becoming a full fledged Aquabat.
HEIGHT: 5'8"
WEIGHT: 5'8"
EYES: Broken.
HAIR: Uncombed.
STRENGTH LEVEL: Pretty much down there.
KNOWN SUPERN HUMAN POWERS: Macktacular posess invisible heat vision eye beams capable of temperatures ranging between 291 and 295 degrees Kelvin. Able to remember bits and pieces of hundreds of songs in a single bound. Can improvise plans and lies faster than a speeding lobster. Flak-resistant. Can kind of draw busty animal people cartoons.
WEAPONS: Mk II Brodie helmet, razor sharp wit, anything he gets ahold of that he can swing or throw.
MUSICAL LIKES: Swing, Barenaked Ladies, Hypnotrance, anything that isn't pop, rap or country.
TURN-ONS: Intelligence, short hair, breasts in pairs (size unimportant).
TURN-OFFS: Ignorance, injustice, getting killed.
TURN-OVERS: Meat-lover's Panzarottis.