Mr. H: *smacks Drago on the butt* Hey, Koopa Butt!

Drago: *unamused* First of all, I'm a Dragon Turtle. Second, I have a name. And third, what's up?

Mr. H: *shows pic* This is what's up.

Drago: *looks at pic* ...is that...me?

Mr. H: Yeah. Who else would it be?

Drago: Bowser, because I look just like him. No wonder people were saying I look like him.

Mr. H: Except you have green scalies, you have yellow hair, and you're wearing shorts.

Drago: True.

Mr. H: And like you said, you're a Dragon Turtle. NOT a Koopa.

Drago: That's also true. Hold up, you know what? I've been thinking, how can people tell the difference between a Koopa and a Dragon Turtle?

Mr. H: *shrugs* I dunno, but don't let that get to ya. Think of "Koopa" as a...nickname...for you.

Drago: Uhh...if you say so, I guess.

Mr. H: Hehe. Don't sweat it, Koopa Butt.

Drago: ...it's Drago.

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