Drago: Yo, Brokeback!

Brokeback Mountain: *annoyed* Ugh, do you mind?! Can a goat enjoy his cup of tea in peace?

Drago: Well, excuuuuuuuuuuse me for interrupting your teatime. I just wanted to show ya something that was posted on the Internet.

Brokeback Mountain: And that would be...?

Drago: *shows pic* This!

Brokeback Mountain: *sees pic and gasp* Oh my goodness!

Drago: *amused* Yep.

Brokeback Mountain: *looks at pic for a few seconds* Oh my...this is...this is incredible. Why do I look pissed off, though? That doesn't seem like me at all.

Drago: Don't you usually get pissed off when someone messes up your hairdo?

Brokeback Mountain: Ah...point taken. Beautiful pic, though. Kinda makes me look...manly. *flexes his muscles*

Drago: You ARE manly.

Brokeback Mountain: Why, thank you.

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