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How Cold is it?
Most of North America is in a serious Artic freeze, so you ask...How Cold is it?
Then again, I could be
ebonyleopard Wisely inside and not outside venturing in 96 feet of snow depth.
Then again, I could be
ebonyleopard Wisely inside and not outside venturing in 96 feet of snow depth.
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77 in Tucson - why aren't you here? Haha. (Really, it feels in the 80s right now)
http://www.intellicast.com/National.....e/Current.aspx
http://www.12news.com/weather/arizo.....t-temperatures
http://www.intellicast.com/National.....e/Current.aspx
http://www.12news.com/weather/arizo.....t-temperatures
Duh-YAM that's cold. Did you ever see the stand up gag by Billy Connelly about the old man who awoke one very cold Winter morning with a small block of ice beneath him?
In disgust, he threw the ice into the fireplace and a few seconds later heard, "PffffFFFFFTTTLLbll!"
In disgust, he threw the ice into the fireplace and a few seconds later heard, "PffffFFFFFTTTLLbll!"
some of you do realize I live in what they call the snow belt of Nova Scotia? I've been driving home in October and driven into things that officially don't exist! You're driving along a stretch of road where there's no snow you get to the bottom of Nutbe and all of a sudden you're in a whiteout blizzard with several feet of snow on the highway for a 20+ mile stretch! Not a single comment about it on the weather report during or after no mention of it on the local news just snow up over the headlights of your vehicle on a densely unpopulated stretch of road till you get to the next village about 20 miles away and suddenly there's no snow once you reach the of skirts of town. Was like something from a Stephen King made for television movie I remember having people trying to use me as a lighthouse because they can only see my vehicle and couldn't see anything else you couldn't tell what side of the road you were on where the road ended where the sides of the road were you could slow down or pull over or stop I remember nearly putting my van in the woods because I was trying to find a way to turn around and go back to to I believe the guy following behind me went off the road and I couldn't find any way to turn around and travel back to see if had gone in the woods.
and this was in October where you had really high temperatures and other places. Global warming my ass! Where is your global warming? Only dead polar bears I've seen died of frostbite! We've had snow here in the past few winters snow storms back-to-back where the snow was up over top of the power lines and that's not an exaggeration! I had neighbors that ended up trapped in their home with no telephone heat or water or electricity and I was the ass who had traveled through snow up to his chest and go dig them of because nobody else knew they were there and there was nobody capable of bringing the fire department or anything else to get them out. I should have taken pictures the last time we had snow up over the telephone poles and the road I live on didn't get plowed four days. We've gotten temperatures up to around 30 and 40 below zero.
and this was in October where you had really high temperatures and other places. Global warming my ass! Where is your global warming? Only dead polar bears I've seen died of frostbite! We've had snow here in the past few winters snow storms back-to-back where the snow was up over top of the power lines and that's not an exaggeration! I had neighbors that ended up trapped in their home with no telephone heat or water or electricity and I was the ass who had traveled through snow up to his chest and go dig them of because nobody else knew they were there and there was nobody capable of bringing the fire department or anything else to get them out. I should have taken pictures the last time we had snow up over the telephone poles and the road I live on didn't get plowed four days. We've gotten temperatures up to around 30 and 40 below zero.
I remember hearing about three Eskimos who were each saying their igloo was the coldest. The first one threw boiling water into the air and it came down as snow. The second pissed a frozen yellow rainbow. The third went to his igloo and dug around in the furs and found a little fuzzy brown thing. The others asked what it was and the third Eskimo threw the furry thing into the fire. The fire blazed brighter for a second as the sound of a fart emanated from flames.
How cold is it in the Hell-hole where I live?
It reached 34°C here today (93.2°F). Air-con running on max.
http://www.bom.gov.au/nsw/observati......shtml?ref=hdr
It reached 34°C here today (93.2°F). Air-con running on max.
http://www.bom.gov.au/nsw/observati......shtml?ref=hdr
Ironically, Rabbi-Tom, I saw the very same gag earlier this week, in the syndicated newspaper comic strip "Red and Rover"...
http://www.gocomics.com/redandrover/2018/01/04
http://www.gocomics.com/redandrover/2018/01/04
...And if it's of any consolation to you, even my part of south Florida is experiencing colder-than-normal temperatures. For only the second time since moving down here (in 1994), the iguanas are falling out of the trees - like big scaly autumn leaves! (But, at least, I don't have to pick any of them up by the tail and discard them into dumpsters - like I used to do, when I was a janitor!)
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