Please keep shaking your head.

But vegans are so tasty after you spit-roast them...

So true. Vegan BBQ

Unfortunately some of these "New Age Rebels" seem to be looking for any means to cause trouble, mainly for the attention it can bring them. I'd be half tempted to ask the fellow to try someplace else, like the city of 10,000 Buddhas... In Ukiah, California. Believe me... He might find the "Pilgrimage" worth it. The restaurant there makes completely meat free Chinese style cuisine that looks just as good as the regular stuff.

And I must say that the "I don't know?" look from Vrghr is priceless.

I witnessed a guy like that at a local fur's birthday celebration at a really nice pizza place. Guy made it a point to inform everyone about 69,000,000,000 times that he "can't eat cheese."
Explained it to the waitress unnecessarily at least 10 times, who was being as polite and accommodating as she could be. When she left I overheard him say something to the effect of, "How damn hard is it for these people to understand? I can't eat cheese, is that really that hard to understand?"
Same guy loudly asked the whole group if he should just Uber himself home since there initially wasn't a seat available for him.
As the group was disbanding, I noticed his Galaxy Note and Alienware laptop both sitting off to the side, charging. He promptly left both of them behind. I shrugged and walked right past them.

i wood have thout o boy free shit but thats me

someone really tried hard to stir shit, hm? and then they wonder why they are never invited anywhere anymore.

"Uber yourself into the toilet for all I care. No wait, they smear cheese on the toilet seats here. Guess you have to uber yourself home, then."

I've been to a few birthday parties like that.

And I've been very frustrated driving all over town trying to find the one place acceptable to my co-worker because it serves Halal Chicken.

So while I have some dietary restrictions I try not to make a federal case out of it. There's always 'The Salad'.

He was and there was only one car.

"Do you pay for the gas? If not, call a taxi."

It was business expedition related, so no one was paying for anything. The client was, meals, cars, flight, hotels, etc.

After the first day I just gave him the car keys and let him do whatever. It meant I was stuck at the hotel in the middle of nowhere every night, which largely didn't bother me _much_.

Lunch still required the usual, because as usual the site was in the middle of nowhere and it was necessary to drive somewhere to eat at all. As we weren't required to be back within a certain time limit, it typically taking an 1/2 hour to get anywhere anyhow, this opened up SO many possibilities. I drew the line at more than 1.5 hours away for lunch, because it looked bad even if it wasn't on the clock. The 7am to 8pm days were driving me insane anyhow. Getting back to the hotel after all the grocery stores were closed was such a joy also. Half the time any decent restaurant was closed by the time we got out, so it was fast food.

As I was team lead, I had to make "reasonable accommodation" for him. I think it was subtle employer revenge, for having told them in the past "I have health issues, I can't eat fucking pizza every day, every meal, I insist on at least Subway."

Anyhow, it's over.

gotta love hotel sites where nothign exists... guess why they're cheap. :/

I'll observe that it's possible to be a jackass and be difficult over religious gastronomic obligations, and also not. Having to be reasonable about it allows people to jerk the system around.

"If you can't eat cheese, why are you in a pizza place?"

*Pod Person whine!*

"Nobody needs to eat animal products!"

Yeah?, well nobody wants a whiny, malnourished and lanky shit who threatens to hurt people who eat meat, yet here you are!

militant vegan?you're telling me that the thing now ?so i have to be worried if I go to a McDonald's that some tree hugger may walk in screaming save the animals and start shooting up the place?or handful of them suicide bomb a Pizza Hut? do we not already have enough excuses to be assholes without passing everybody around off about what we should be eating?god i am more of a furr than most and call me a sick sob but i am completely comfortable eating a Berger while reaching out and rubbing her towel on the head.i frankly don't feel like kicking up a fuss about where meat comes from. If you want to be technical eating at McDonald's is basically the same as being a vegetarian anyway their burgers contain no meat related products;) even their chicken nobody's exactly sure where it came from.
Frankly I don't think I've ever been in a restaurant or fast food establishment where a customer used the words I demand lol. Frankly I'd love to see this guy go into one of a few McDonald's I could point out where the clerk would immediately look back at him scratch his head and proceed to not speak a word of English and Repeat this process till the guy gets ticked off and leaves lol.i am not joking one McDonald's in particular everybody that works there is from Iran or Iraq or something like that and its fine for the customers who go in there and speak Arabic or whatever language it is but it gets quite interesting when you find your self repeatedly trying to order a plane double hamburger in a large fries and your server is completely confused about what you're asking for and you feel like you're on a hidden camera show. Everybody sounds like Apoo from The Simpsons and significant number of the staff literally don't speak any English so they don't work the register upfront. The ones that do work up front I've literally been placing an order and had them start speaking in Arabic or Iranian where you get two words in English and then two or three words in whatever country they are from and you watch one English customer after another just about blowing up lol.me i suppose it's wrong but I have a chuckle out of it and it doesn't really bother me. Frankly wish there was a McDonald's like that with mostly Asian staff ;) but that's just me I like Asian women.

They piss off everyone but Militant Vegans.

I would put an empty box in front of them and give them a "special order price" for a chemical free item.

i only ever met a few vegans in my life and only one who was nice and polite. i asked her about why the others were so vindictive. she explained she had to be real careful with her diet to stay "mentally sound"

Yknow the old saying sir. A one bad apple spoils the bunch.

Sadly that can be said for almost any grouping/organization these days. Always one individual that takes it to far. It's seen as the norm and suddenly that improper and piss poor attitude/action spreads like wild fire on dry grass on a windy day

Vegans are like lawyers. 95% of them give the rest a bad name...

My supervisor at work is vegan, meat will literally kill him. He’s a cancer survivor, but it fucked him up bad. I get subway every now and then, BMT topped with meatballs, jalapeños put on before toasting it,... he always comments how good it smells, like death!

the lady in question was a vegan because she did not like the taste of meat, ethic had nothing to do with it. so i think her choice of attitude helped everyone get along with her

My sister helped a family years ago, first time I encountered real hard core vegans was this family. The parents immediately went into went into 'combat mode' with my sister and family. making horrific demands. (Water had to be distilled or proven well water, nothing pumped from city). They also had two sons, 10 and 7 I recall. My sister was baking a pie when the youngest was literally getting into the dog kibble and actually eating it. The older brother soon joined him. My sister was horrified at what she saw and offered the boys something to nibble on. She nuked a couple hot dogs for them and they wolfed them down, wanting more. She nuked two more, and both were quickly inhaled.

'Then she poured them a couple glasses of milk, and both boys practically LICKED the glass clean after drinking the milk. Then the youngest asked for another glass, my sister poured him the glass and he was drinking it when his mom walked, saw her son drinking the milk and literally slapped the glass from his hand, screaming "YOU ARE GOING TO DIE DRINKING THAT!!" And then proceeded to verbally barrage my sister for 'Poisoning her son' with a glass of milk. My sister calmly asked if he was lactose intolerant and mom snapped back "Milk is stolen animal product!"

By this point the youngest was digging into the dog kibble again, stuffing in handfuls into his hungry mouth all while mom is shrieking at my sister about how she is poisoning her kids with non vegan food. Her husband is now getting upset and even calls the cops on my sister for poisoning their sons.

'Cops arrived and both parents are screaming at the cops about my sister, and then a third cop was interviewing me and I pointed out how the kids were eating dog food.

In the end, the cops even questioned the Vegan parents about how they were fucking up their own children and my sister simply asked them to leave...period! As a fuck you to my sister, the mother literally emptied the Fridge onto the floor of the kitchen and took a roast ham out of the oven and chucked it outside (In front of the cops) screaming how "Blood shall not darken this home ever again!"

The cops basically hustled the family away and my sister cried her eyes out at what that couple did .

Unholy hells...that's disgusting. I'm surprised they weren't arrested for that scene.

Yeah, they weren't, I recall the cops took them to some halfway home. I recall a female officer shaking her head about the boys wolfing down the kibble, commenting that the boys clearly craved protein and the Mother was an utter nutter.

horrible. but it's like with any fanatic: reason is evil.

The ancient Hebrews had it right. Just like it says in Leviticus 18:21 (KJV): And thou shalt not let any of thy seed pass through the fire to Molech, neither shalt thou profane the name of thy God: I am the LORD.

Forcing those kids to be vegan, even at the expense of their health, is just a new-fangled sacrifice to Moloch. No different than the Canaanites tossing their children into the flames inside the brazen bull.

In fact, any form of sociological experimentation, where the child is the guinea pig is a Moloch-sacrifice, IMO. Same goes with the anti-vaxxers and the gender-identity experimenters such as that case of the child called 'Storm' and not allowed to 'declare a gender' until they were 'old enough to decide a gender'.

(now, let's see if I get kick-banned for 'hate speech')

I should keep a log for occasions like this.

"I am a Vegan and refuse to eat anything other then perfectly grown non GMO fresh foods though I live nowhere near a farm, what can I get at this restaurant?"

Waiter: "The fuck out of here."

How about a glass of water

is it diet water?

No, it's Heavy Water.

in a dirty glass.

Made with BPH plastic.

cast in a sweatshop in bangladesh, by children not older than ten.

Well look who wants the moon!

What do you see
on the other side of the moon?

An infinity of possibilities!

Yes, although mostly, manifesting as deep space.

I actually had that song by Fleetwood Mac in mind, but yeh. :)

I guess anyone would serve him the stuff he wants... if he was nicer about it. but these days being nice is seen as an insult.

well, then let's insult them silly.

I had a niece who was vegan, but she gave it up after getting sick too often.

That's a thing?

His t-shirt says it all.

That shirt is also very real, saw it on a animal rights activist site.

Water is a chemical, so is caffeine.

Everything is a combination of chemicals, even us.

Seems appropriate:
https://i.imgflip.com/1t9j5z.jpg

Actual quote I heard once from a gay vegan , "Eating dick and swallowing cum is considered vegan."

I wonder if someone told that Floridian vegan jaguar? :P

Yer a ...CARNIST!!!

Yes, I know. :P And just like other SJW conspiracy theorist nesting dolls that all, ultimately have the exact same central kernel, I've even seen the word rendered as (((Carnist))).
No surprise, there. X.x

Someone better call Roger Waters!

"So you want a non-mutated non-plastic hippy vegetable or fruit... $100. Each."

I get confused when people ask for Organic food... since all meat, vegetables and fruit are organic from the fact that it's naturally occurring and growing. If they asked for Organically farmed, meaning naturally grown without the use of chemicals, then I'd understand.

"organic food" is actually an esoteric term. I once bought a tiny tin statuette of ganeesha to integrate into a little diorama as a gift and was told the little ganeesha was "really organic".

if it was or not, the diorama worked out well and made a nice gift, as intended.

Organic can be used as an esoteric word, meaning natural.

yes, but it has a different meaning than vegans think it has.

That I agree with.

LOL! Yep I get that every now and then from Sage when she doesn't understand what's going on.

This wuff is laughing so hard right now! Co-workers are peaking in the door! *snickers more*

Oh yes! You totally nailed that one, Rabbi! Wuff's expression in the last panel is the perfect tag to the series. And wuff is laughing even more at that shirt! So accurate!

Vrghr is proud to have had a role in this comic! Thank you!

Wuffy hasn't been directly accosted by a militant Vegan in a long time now (THANKFULLY!), but something that is making wuff do the same "head tilt - Whaaaaa?" expression is the explosion of inappropriate claims for foods and such in his local and on-line markets!

Like slapping "Gluten Free" on stuff that doesn't have, has never had, and virtually CAN NOT HAVE gluten in it! Like Gluten Free lightbulbs, or bacon, or butter (like this: https://i0.wp.com/dairycarrie.com/w.....160155-1_1.jpg )

Or "Locally Produced" - Fruit... from Colorado... in the WINTER... !!

Or "Vegan" signs on plants, produce, and veggies... (like this: https://i0.wp.com/dairycarrie.com/w.....154254-1_1.jpg ) . I mean, are there actually non-vegan beans. Not the baked beans with bacon/ham in them, but actual, canned, pole beans?

And DON'T get this wuff started on "Organic" and "non-GMO". And other currently populist buzzwords. Grrrrrr!

Sorry for the rant! But thank you SO much for the laughs!

I mean, are there actually non-vegan beans. Not the baked beans with bacon/ham in them, but actual, canned, pole beans?

since one of the goals of vegan is to avoid havign any critter to suffer for their food (as if a plant doesn't suffer) I guess vegan canned beans are harvested by happy children and canned in happy tin cans.

They had flowery meadows and rainbow skies, and rivers made of chocolate, where the children danced and laughed and played with gumdrop smiles.

and then they gave it away for analogue cheese.

I did this to my dog once and she just did the say, did that for a full 5 minuets

I have definitely seen this happen quite a few times and it never gets any less cringe having to deal with such types.

I would have given him water......

I am really offended by this cartoon. I'll have you know that I am a vegan by proxy. I only eat animals that eat plants!

Great comic, and I'm continuously mystified as to why vegans would go into a burger place (or what have you), where they SERVE MEAT, and get upset if there isn't any strictly vegan dishes being offered.

Should I go in to a strictly vegan place, order fish and chips, starting with clam chowder, and get huffy if they don't have those exact things?

It's bewildering to me.

Yes, but you see...

They have "moral rightness" on their sides, and "filthy carnists" such as you and I do not. :P

Remember that old rule: "Dogma is impervious to mere logic."

I'd like to see a response to such a request be, "You do realize this is a barbecue house, don't you?"

"Demand"? What are you gonna do, Princess? Hold the rest of the place hostage?

I want that shirt -- if only to pass out to Veginazis at Whole Foods who snarl at me about buying meat.

If there is a saving grace in all this, it is that vegetarians and especially Vegans are usually deficient in Vitamin B9 (folate or folic acid). Aside from causing anemia, a B9 deficiency also prevents embryo implantation. Hmm. Self-induced birth control.

I expected him to offer her air.

The entire concept of "militant vegans" just makes me laugh. Good comic tho!

Oh gawd, I have to ask now Rabbi, have you seen the insanity that is Raw Water? These suicidal psychos are now selling unpurified, unfiltered water from streams in glass globes, water that will make people sick and most likely kill someone. It's not even boiled to kill any bacteria in it and they proudly state that the Raw Water is better than water from bottles or taps because it has a flavor and will go green in a few months, that everything is killed in bottled and tap water and makes it flavorless, thus ruining it. And they are charging a ton for this poison, something like $30 a globe.

I don't think I've seen militancy like this here in the UK. PETA is barely a thing: we have the RSPCA who are well respected and often brought in to help by the police.

Seems it might be a wider thing about entitlement or maybe perceived helplessness by proxy. Is there anything in US culture that might foster such attitudes?