Name: Stale Wind
Species: Bryant's Woodrat
Age: 39
Likes: Adventure, Exploring, Money, Being Gassy, Food, Beer, Mooning, Long Naps, Dutch Ovens (Flatulence Humor)
Dislikes: Vegetables, Reading, Superstitions
Favorite Food: Honey Glazed Ham
Occupation: Pirate
Birthplace: Wales
Body Type: Musclegut
Weapon: Tonfa Maces
Title: Menacing Seeker of the Sea
Fursonal Quote: “Oh boy, oh boy! More bones I get to pick!”
Mr. H: "Aaaaaaannnnnd we got another pirate on the Infurnationals team. Heh, cool. Although, I think I kinda like this pirate's attitude, especially that weapon of his. Those weapons you see him wielding are his "Tonfa Maces." I mean, he wields them like tonfas, yes. Although, he can even wield them like maces, too, by the handle. And just like our dragon turtle dude, Drago, Stale Wind here LOVES himself some riches. That, and he seems to have a habit of giving his victims the "Dutch Oven" prank. Honestly, I don't think I'll ever want to go to sleep when this gassy rat might all of a sudden strike me in the nostril. I mean, he may have a nice badonkadonk, but his bad gas knows no bounds."
Species: Bryant's Woodrat
Age: 39
Likes: Adventure, Exploring, Money, Being Gassy, Food, Beer, Mooning, Long Naps, Dutch Ovens (Flatulence Humor)
Dislikes: Vegetables, Reading, Superstitions
Favorite Food: Honey Glazed Ham
Occupation: Pirate
Birthplace: Wales
Body Type: Musclegut
Weapon: Tonfa Maces
Title: Menacing Seeker of the Sea
Fursonal Quote: “Oh boy, oh boy! More bones I get to pick!”
Mr. H: "Aaaaaaannnnnd we got another pirate on the Infurnationals team. Heh, cool. Although, I think I kinda like this pirate's attitude, especially that weapon of his. Those weapons you see him wielding are his "Tonfa Maces." I mean, he wields them like tonfas, yes. Although, he can even wield them like maces, too, by the handle. And just like our dragon turtle dude, Drago, Stale Wind here LOVES himself some riches. That, and he seems to have a habit of giving his victims the "Dutch Oven" prank. Honestly, I don't think I'll ever want to go to sleep when this gassy rat might all of a sudden strike me in the nostril. I mean, he may have a nice badonkadonk, but his bad gas knows no bounds."
Category Artwork (Digital) / General Furry Art
Species Rat
Size 1260 x 1280px
File Size 181 kB
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