"Oohhhhhh... fffuuuuuuuuckkk..." The bassy slurring resonated through Greek Row.

The other members of the fraternity managed to escape before the canine's torso blew through the roof. They knew something wasn't right about that beer when Jake managed to grow more than just a beergut, and yet they let him chug keg after keg.

With keg in hand, Jake managed to set one drunken eye on the crowd below.

"Fffuuuuuckk... I'm ffucckin' huge, bro!" the hound slurred. "You guys look like... fuckin' ants!"

"Jake! Bro! You just fuckin' shot through the roof, bro!" one member needlessly recapped. "Holy shit, you're, like, nothing but beer and muscle, dude! Fuckin' stacked!"

"Yeah..?" The hound's lips curled into a sloppy smile.

It as then the frat heard a second rumbling, just below Jake's gut...

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Art by  nestle_killa

Jake ©  SilverPupper