UGH OH GOD WHY

THIS is what happens when you put freaky imagery in my head during conversation! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS!

Now, quick, gimmie another one. :P

I'm amazed that I can't think of anything..

Uhh.. having sex with a chick on her period with blood everywhere?

Woohoo! Thanks! :D

Now I got something to show for my next art class project! I'm sure it'll go over much better than that one about a guy causing death and destruction in a giant robot powered by corn oil and love. (it was an environmental piece.) :P

Yikes, hair like that would be a nightmare to plait, if you could even grow it long enough. Nice job on the likeness, facial features and body are pretty spot-on :)

Thanks! And yeah, I don't wanna think what kinds of pains this would cause if you suddenly had to turn your torso around.

"The Mexiacan Restaurant? Oh, yeah, *points* you just go down the street, then turn over there anOH GOD MY SKIN!!!"

that looks like it could be very painful if there was a playful kitty around

Actually, I think I'd be very painful in just ordinary, everyday situations that require flexibility... could you image doing your morning stretches with this shit all tied up tightly on your chest?? Would make me envy sunburn victims.

Still, that's the price you gotta pay for beauty, yo.

*giggles and bats at them with a paw*

Actually a 75% creepier... because I have the same hairs...

So... we're twinsies??

Yeeee!

Treasure... trail... treasure... trail... TREASURE. THERE'S TREASURE BEYOND THAT TRAIL.

-grabs the shovel and pickax- >:D

SWEET BABY CHRISTMAS!!! 0.o

Uuuuuhhhh...aaahhh... y-you know, the more practical tools used nowadays for a treasure hunt are the more delicate ones... like ground scanners... brushes... laytex gloves... um... whipped cream...? ^^,

How about leather straps, paddles, and flogs instead?

Peculiar choices, but an archaeologist has to make due with what he's got! (the flog'll come in handy for fending off Nazis. though.)

*Takes paddle* Okay, so... do I spank the ground until it cries and spits of the treasure, or what?

Bitches don't know about my treasure trail.

Well, they WOULD if you'd just open up a little and give them a chance to get to know it a little better... :P

Suddenly I want to macrame something ...

Well, I could shave my chest and give you plenty of material to work with...

There's a little bit on my back, too, if you want that.

So you don't want it done In Situ?

In... Situ? *Goes and looks it up*

...

... AAh! AHHH! No! NO!

... welll...

No.

*ponders over it, then goes to play any Silent Hill to erase the phrase* Good pic though. XD Something new.

Thanks! And hey, if you want to do through a truly terrifying and horrifying experience in order to force your brain to suppress memories like this, I would recommend watching the movie version. <8O

Saw it, have it, love it! =) Watched it again last night actually! Was writin my own, dunno if postin it here would be a good idea though! XD

Cant type, too busy rolling around laughing... OMG, you actually did it. Dude, you're such a doofus!
Seriously though, you rock Toooooo funny!

And yeah, I'm gonna be doubly creepy and fav this for the LULZ!

Hey, say what you will, but my doofus-like qualities have gotten me out of some sticky situations before. (I mean, really, when the bank robbers think that you're just some kinda tit, they turn their backs and never suspect you coming up behind them with the Piano wire...)

Thanks, though! :D And thanks for providing the inspiration for a pic worthy of such doubly creepy goodness. ;)

Anything for you, Sir. Much better to be underestimated than overestimated by someone - you can always prove them wrong.
And your plaited treasure trail is so gangstah, brah

Like a fuzzy Jack Sparrow

Ain't Jack Sparrow already kinda fuzzy?

And look, I can even make it talk like him if I mush up my belly and make it look like my navel is talking!

"Aarrr! For the last time, what did the Parrot say?!"

Uncanny!

Why is the rum always gone 'n' all that? XD

*stares really hard* ...Y'know, I can almost see a face in there somewhere...

We shall call him "Jonathan Mantooth!"

*Mushes up belly in hands and makes it look like the navel is talking*

BU "I once shot an Elephant in my pajamas! How he got in my pajamas, I'll never know."

At real picture: MRAWR!!

Woah... WOAH! Easy, there, pal! I've already got some wicked repair bills from the last time you got too excited. :P

This made me cry.

YOU DO NOT PLAIT CHEST AND STOMACH HAIR. IT'S SUPPOSED TO JUST GROW HOWEVER THE HELL IT WANTS, LIKE WEEDS.

But therein lies so much potential for artistic expression!

For example, if I grew it out a little more, I could probably shave in letters and arrows, like those novelty shirts that go: *Arrow up* THE MAN. *Arrow down* THE LEGEND.

Oh God Oh God Oh God... xDDDDDD

That's so badass.. xDD As disturbing as it may be, Its still fucking badass. xDDD;;;

Thanks! And hey, you would HAVE to be a badass to walk around with it all coiled up like that. You know how turning your head around sometimes hurts when you've got a tight ponytail?

Now imagine that, except all over your chest, while doing aerobics. DX< Chest plaiting ain't for pussies. :P

*pulls the beads slightly*

Hey... ow! Ah!

... >.>

... <.<

... do it again. >:)

The face drawn here is strangely adorable. I can't bear looking away xD

As for the matter of content, I clicked the link in the description out of curiosity and found... someone sexy?

Noooo, at first it did not register that it was possible.

But now... my new life goal is to pinch your cheeks. I WILL succeed >:C

...

*eyes his comment*

... Alright, looking back... that made no sense. But what the hey...

Well, before you submit to such a lofty goal in life, you should be aware that my cheeks may not live up to your pinching expectations, as they are kinda flat, and without much body to them. Plus, they're kinda scratchy half the time, on occasions where I forget to shave and... hey!

Waaaaaaiiiittt... WHICH pair of cheeks are we talking about here, bucko?? >:I

Mmmmmmm~

*puts hands behind back, wiggling in place*

Iiiiii'll leave that up to your imagination. For now, I've got to find a good canoe route to Canada.

There's the interstate 60. although that'd probably take you forever on canoe. Plus, the asphalt would be a bitch on the finish. :P

I will keep this in mind and pass it on to the resident Korean Stripper Ninjas. They do all my stalking work FOR me.

at first i thought this was a pic of some furry with his gut that was recently stitched up 0v0

Close, but no. xD

Although, now that you mention it, a good job primpin' up the abdomen hairs would be a good way of hiding any unsightly scars from some horrible accident or operation.

Although you'd probably spend more time explaining why the hell you've got braids on your chest than you would just explaining the scar. And you'd also probably get fewer funny looks. :P

xD

this is epic win!

searously you draw alot of awsome stuffs

and thanks for showing us your human self, tis handsom

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Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, you.

well its true

you are a very handsome man

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i honestly think you should post more photos of your self more often, you have a very beautiful face and a handsome body

at least i think so

*Stares at the picture for a few minutes* Sexy. *pounce huggles*

Bwah! *Falls back on top of table.*

Go easy on those things... they actually pinch a little. (But that's the price you pay for... "beauty", or something that passes for it.) :3

Aww sorry... *huggles some more and purrs*

that certainly is an..... eccentric.. use of your time XD hmmm. needs moar belly fur >D

Moar? Good lord, if I get any more, then nobody's going to be able to tell when I take my shirt off!

what th-... there is something terribly wrong with you

I blame society. At no point in my upbringing did the local community leaders advise against this sort of thing. :P

o_o;; Erm, I had no idea what to say about that. :O

Don't feel bad. Some of history's greatest men have tried. :P

You should have seen the look on Shakespeare's face.

lmao! XD I bet he just freaked out? :O