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Just a little crack story I written with one of my Wattpad buddies. Also the story that introduces the OC, Obesus
One day while walking down the streets of Liverpool, John and George were looking for something to do since it was raining out and they had no tours scheduled for the day.
"That creepy old antique shop in the corner looks kinda interesting. Let's take a look at it!" John suggested, so they entered to see what they could find.
"Looks like a plain old shop to me. Except with all the potions and necklaces and stuff."
"I hope we don't stay here too long" said George. "Paul and Ringo will be worried sick about us y'know?"
"Oh who cares George. Even though this place is old we-" But John was cut off by something unique and magical. George waved his hand at his face to try and get his attention. "You alright Lennon?" he said.
John pointed at something and said "Look At That."
Looking over at the shelf, George saw two little statues of what looked like obese green and purple dragons sumo wrestling. "That does look very cool. And they're our favourite colours too!" He explained, gently picking up the statues.
"I can't wait to show these to the others when we get back, Julian loves dragons!" John and George then were about to go over to the cashier when yet another amazing thing happened. "What the-why are the statues glowing?"
Then they began to glow as well as grow. "What's going on?! Where's the shop owner?!"
"HEEELP!!! SOMEBODY HELP US!!!" George shouted, trying to find the owner, but it was too late, John and George began to take on a new form.
The two felt their skin harden into scales, their nails became sharp claws and had two large wings coming out of their backs.
Then the fattening began. Their bellies filled out until their suits were ripped to shreds, their butts were so enormous that their newfound tails were nearly hidden between the cheeks, their thighs and limbs thickened as well until they were as thick as tree trunks, their cheeks puffed up and their chins multiplied and finally their hands and feet plumped up as well. The only thing that didn't change were their hair and eyes.
"WHAT IN THE WORLD!!" Shouted John.
"WE'RE-WE'RE DRAGONS!!! AHHH!!" Shouted George.
"Hey calm down mate!" Said John.
"Not only that you're a green dragon!!" said George.
"But you're a purple dragon!!" John replied.
"AHHHHHH!!!" Shouted George thumping about in the shop and making things fall but John stopped him.
"Would you stop overreacting Geo!!" he snapped.
"I WILL GET REVENGE FOR THAT PERSON THAT DID THIS TO US!!!" Screamed George.
"Oh really?"
"Yes really John!!"
"That wasnt me talking it was someone else!" John informed him.
"What?" said George confused. "But then who-
Then they heard laughing from behind a door.
"I see you've gained the power of the Dragloons." The voice told them.
"How do you know that? And what are Dragloons?" George growled, stomping towards the door.
"Well I come from another world and happen to be a talking Crystal ball. You and your friend are a special kind of dragon that are normally obese and can inflate even bigger by sucking in air, we call them Dragon-Balloons, or Dragloons for short. I want you both to do exactly as I say."
"And why should we do that? Are you like some evil overlord or something?!"
"No but I would like you to defeat one for me. Believe me when I tell you that you'll enter a world filled with fat dragons such as yourself. You'll have the time of your life! I know because you were bored before. And don't worry, you'll be back before the day is out."
John and George were speechless. They knew they were going to have an amazing but shocking adventure with no boredom but doing what the person says was not what John wanted.
"Why do we need to listen to you anyway?!" John snapped.
"Because I know my way around this world and if you do listen to me I'll give you a lifetime's supply of cornflakes and jelly babies."
Upon hearing this, John and George knew they couldn't say no from receiving their favourite snacks.
John whined "OAHHHH FINNEEE then!"
The mysterious person smiled when John finally agreed. "Right. Lets go then!"
"Go where?" Asked George.
"To where I live!!" said the person and with that they magically appeared in a world not at all like their own. For one thing it was filled with obese dragons waddling around with their little hatchlings. They also found out the mysterious person was a dragoness twice as big as they were.
"Whoa!! You're huge!!" John remarked. "Why is everyone so fat here?"
"We all love to eat and belch so all that eating took its toll on our bellies. But we love it anyways. Now I'm a Dragloon just like you both. But you will need to learn a thing or two about inflation."
George somehow felt excited at trying something never done before, even if it involved becoming a round balloon. "Well we'd love to learn! Right John?"
John looked at George and said "Yeah! Ok! It's something unique and not common I will try it".
"Good." said The dragoness.
"Anyway Geo, you will love place because you eat more than we do"
"I sure do!" He said.
Then the dragoness taught them how to be proper Dragloons, soon John and George enjoyed trying to out-inflate each other whenever they went floating in the air and bounced about on any target enemies. "This is fun Johnny! I really love being a Dragloon!"
"Same here Georgie! We get to pound bad guys to the ground!" John grinned as he wobbled his fat around. "What's your name anyways miss?"
"It's Obesus. Now best of all is the Buttquake." She explained.
"Buttquake? Sounds awesome!"
"All you have to do is fly high in the air and slam your bottom on the ground to make an earthquake."
"Oooooohhh I WANNA TRY!!" said George gleefully.
"Alright" said Obesus.
George flew high in the sky with his purple wings spread out. Then he went down rapidly slamming his BIG MASSIVE butt down and the earth started shaking. It was shaking so hard that John fell on the ground.
"You did a wonderful job!" Said Obesus.
"Thanks!" Exclaimed George but then stumbled trying to stand up since his bum was in a bit of a pain.
"Oh you will get use to it. She replied.
"Now YOU JOHN LENNON!"
Flying up in the air, John stuck his giant butt out and slammed it down hard on the ground, sending George and Obesus on their butts as well.
"Very good John! Now you both will be even more powerful if you do it together. Now it's time to go and defeat the evil wizard of Thinland!" She declared, leading the two to a black castle nearby.
"We'll beat him no problem! We're super Beatle Dragloons!!" John grinned, booty bumping George.
"And we got super butts too!"
"Who's this wiz guy anyways? And what kind of a name is Thinland?"
"He's a wizard that fat shames anyone he sees. He hates anything that makes people happy and forces anyone to be as thin as he is."
"Well.. There was that reporter who hurt John's feelings by calling him fat." George recalled. "Could it be him?"
"Maybe" said Obesus. "Hes not a very nice man or a wizard. I always wanted to give him a good whacking. But it seems he just likes to put us dragons down. He acts like he owns everything and hates anyone who isn't like him."
" I have the same feeling to.." George agreed.
"Me to." Added John.
Upon entering the castle (after all getting their butts stuck), the trio all saw that the wizard was in fact, the reporter who insulted John!
"So a bunch of fatties think they could outmatch someone like me? You're not a slim and trim as I am!" The reporter gloated.
"What you don't know is that we're the Dragloons who are going to take you down for good! You sure you're not just jealous of our fat?" George replied as he inflated alongside John and Obesus.
"Well then, I'll let my guards take care of you blimps!" Getting up, he summoned a group of reporter clones who all rushed to them, only to be squashed by the obese dragons.
"Aha! Take that you thin sticks!!!" John cackled. "We can flatten you for sure!!"
"This is so much fun!" Exclaimed George.
"YES!! KEEP GOING MY LOVELIES!!" Cheered Obsus.
"WE WILL SQUISH EM LIKE NEVER BEFORE!!" Shouted John.
Then it was time for the big finale against the not so big baddie. Locking their tails together, the trio all flew as high as they could and pointed their bubble butts down at him.
"Ack! What are you doing up there?!" He snapped.
"Just you wait and see! Time for the ultimate Buttquake!!" John shouted as they all came down on him, squishing him under three big dragon booties.
"We did it!" George cheered, waggling his tail. "We beat the bad guy!"
"WELL DONE MY PRECIOUS DRAGONS!!" Exclaimed Obesus. "NOW FOR MY PROMISE SINCE YOU BET HIM YOU CAN ALL GO BACK HOME!!"
" YAY!!" The two Beatles shouted.
"But we will miss you Obesus. You killed our boredom" said George.
Smiling at the two, Obesus hugged them both and said. "You can always come back here anytime you like. Just whisper my name into the statues of yours and you'll be here again. You can keep your Dragloon powers even as humans, bring any friends you like next time you arrive."
Smiling, John and George wagged their stubby tails until they found themselves back in the old shop as thin humans again. "That was a lot of fun. Let's bring Paul and Ringo next time!" George giggled. "Paul loves his butt a lot so he'll love it there."
"Yeah, and we can use mini Buttquakes against anyone we hate now!" John cackled.
They all laughed and walked back to the studio meeting Paul and Ringo again. "Where have you lads been?" Paul asked.
The two guitarists chuckled. "You'd never believe us if we told you." John simply replied.
One day while walking down the streets of Liverpool, John and George were looking for something to do since it was raining out and they had no tours scheduled for the day.
"That creepy old antique shop in the corner looks kinda interesting. Let's take a look at it!" John suggested, so they entered to see what they could find.
"Looks like a plain old shop to me. Except with all the potions and necklaces and stuff."
"I hope we don't stay here too long" said George. "Paul and Ringo will be worried sick about us y'know?"
"Oh who cares George. Even though this place is old we-" But John was cut off by something unique and magical. George waved his hand at his face to try and get his attention. "You alright Lennon?" he said.
John pointed at something and said "Look At That."
Looking over at the shelf, George saw two little statues of what looked like obese green and purple dragons sumo wrestling. "That does look very cool. And they're our favourite colours too!" He explained, gently picking up the statues.
"I can't wait to show these to the others when we get back, Julian loves dragons!" John and George then were about to go over to the cashier when yet another amazing thing happened. "What the-why are the statues glowing?"
Then they began to glow as well as grow. "What's going on?! Where's the shop owner?!"
"HEEELP!!! SOMEBODY HELP US!!!" George shouted, trying to find the owner, but it was too late, John and George began to take on a new form.
The two felt their skin harden into scales, their nails became sharp claws and had two large wings coming out of their backs.
Then the fattening began. Their bellies filled out until their suits were ripped to shreds, their butts were so enormous that their newfound tails were nearly hidden between the cheeks, their thighs and limbs thickened as well until they were as thick as tree trunks, their cheeks puffed up and their chins multiplied and finally their hands and feet plumped up as well. The only thing that didn't change were their hair and eyes.
"WHAT IN THE WORLD!!" Shouted John.
"WE'RE-WE'RE DRAGONS!!! AHHH!!" Shouted George.
"Hey calm down mate!" Said John.
"Not only that you're a green dragon!!" said George.
"But you're a purple dragon!!" John replied.
"AHHHHHH!!!" Shouted George thumping about in the shop and making things fall but John stopped him.
"Would you stop overreacting Geo!!" he snapped.
"I WILL GET REVENGE FOR THAT PERSON THAT DID THIS TO US!!!" Screamed George.
"Oh really?"
"Yes really John!!"
"That wasnt me talking it was someone else!" John informed him.
"What?" said George confused. "But then who-
Then they heard laughing from behind a door.
"I see you've gained the power of the Dragloons." The voice told them.
"How do you know that? And what are Dragloons?" George growled, stomping towards the door.
"Well I come from another world and happen to be a talking Crystal ball. You and your friend are a special kind of dragon that are normally obese and can inflate even bigger by sucking in air, we call them Dragon-Balloons, or Dragloons for short. I want you both to do exactly as I say."
"And why should we do that? Are you like some evil overlord or something?!"
"No but I would like you to defeat one for me. Believe me when I tell you that you'll enter a world filled with fat dragons such as yourself. You'll have the time of your life! I know because you were bored before. And don't worry, you'll be back before the day is out."
John and George were speechless. They knew they were going to have an amazing but shocking adventure with no boredom but doing what the person says was not what John wanted.
"Why do we need to listen to you anyway?!" John snapped.
"Because I know my way around this world and if you do listen to me I'll give you a lifetime's supply of cornflakes and jelly babies."
Upon hearing this, John and George knew they couldn't say no from receiving their favourite snacks.
John whined "OAHHHH FINNEEE then!"
The mysterious person smiled when John finally agreed. "Right. Lets go then!"
"Go where?" Asked George.
"To where I live!!" said the person and with that they magically appeared in a world not at all like their own. For one thing it was filled with obese dragons waddling around with their little hatchlings. They also found out the mysterious person was a dragoness twice as big as they were.
"Whoa!! You're huge!!" John remarked. "Why is everyone so fat here?"
"We all love to eat and belch so all that eating took its toll on our bellies. But we love it anyways. Now I'm a Dragloon just like you both. But you will need to learn a thing or two about inflation."
George somehow felt excited at trying something never done before, even if it involved becoming a round balloon. "Well we'd love to learn! Right John?"
John looked at George and said "Yeah! Ok! It's something unique and not common I will try it".
"Good." said The dragoness.
"Anyway Geo, you will love place because you eat more than we do"
"I sure do!" He said.
Then the dragoness taught them how to be proper Dragloons, soon John and George enjoyed trying to out-inflate each other whenever they went floating in the air and bounced about on any target enemies. "This is fun Johnny! I really love being a Dragloon!"
"Same here Georgie! We get to pound bad guys to the ground!" John grinned as he wobbled his fat around. "What's your name anyways miss?"
"It's Obesus. Now best of all is the Buttquake." She explained.
"Buttquake? Sounds awesome!"
"All you have to do is fly high in the air and slam your bottom on the ground to make an earthquake."
"Oooooohhh I WANNA TRY!!" said George gleefully.
"Alright" said Obesus.
George flew high in the sky with his purple wings spread out. Then he went down rapidly slamming his BIG MASSIVE butt down and the earth started shaking. It was shaking so hard that John fell on the ground.
"You did a wonderful job!" Said Obesus.
"Thanks!" Exclaimed George but then stumbled trying to stand up since his bum was in a bit of a pain.
"Oh you will get use to it. She replied.
"Now YOU JOHN LENNON!"
Flying up in the air, John stuck his giant butt out and slammed it down hard on the ground, sending George and Obesus on their butts as well.
"Very good John! Now you both will be even more powerful if you do it together. Now it's time to go and defeat the evil wizard of Thinland!" She declared, leading the two to a black castle nearby.
"We'll beat him no problem! We're super Beatle Dragloons!!" John grinned, booty bumping George.
"And we got super butts too!"
"Who's this wiz guy anyways? And what kind of a name is Thinland?"
"He's a wizard that fat shames anyone he sees. He hates anything that makes people happy and forces anyone to be as thin as he is."
"Well.. There was that reporter who hurt John's feelings by calling him fat." George recalled. "Could it be him?"
"Maybe" said Obesus. "Hes not a very nice man or a wizard. I always wanted to give him a good whacking. But it seems he just likes to put us dragons down. He acts like he owns everything and hates anyone who isn't like him."
" I have the same feeling to.." George agreed.
"Me to." Added John.
Upon entering the castle (after all getting their butts stuck), the trio all saw that the wizard was in fact, the reporter who insulted John!
"So a bunch of fatties think they could outmatch someone like me? You're not a slim and trim as I am!" The reporter gloated.
"What you don't know is that we're the Dragloons who are going to take you down for good! You sure you're not just jealous of our fat?" George replied as he inflated alongside John and Obesus.
"Well then, I'll let my guards take care of you blimps!" Getting up, he summoned a group of reporter clones who all rushed to them, only to be squashed by the obese dragons.
"Aha! Take that you thin sticks!!!" John cackled. "We can flatten you for sure!!"
"This is so much fun!" Exclaimed George.
"YES!! KEEP GOING MY LOVELIES!!" Cheered Obsus.
"WE WILL SQUISH EM LIKE NEVER BEFORE!!" Shouted John.
Then it was time for the big finale against the not so big baddie. Locking their tails together, the trio all flew as high as they could and pointed their bubble butts down at him.
"Ack! What are you doing up there?!" He snapped.
"Just you wait and see! Time for the ultimate Buttquake!!" John shouted as they all came down on him, squishing him under three big dragon booties.
"We did it!" George cheered, waggling his tail. "We beat the bad guy!"
"WELL DONE MY PRECIOUS DRAGONS!!" Exclaimed Obesus. "NOW FOR MY PROMISE SINCE YOU BET HIM YOU CAN ALL GO BACK HOME!!"
" YAY!!" The two Beatles shouted.
"But we will miss you Obesus. You killed our boredom" said George.
Smiling at the two, Obesus hugged them both and said. "You can always come back here anytime you like. Just whisper my name into the statues of yours and you'll be here again. You can keep your Dragloon powers even as humans, bring any friends you like next time you arrive."
Smiling, John and George wagged their stubby tails until they found themselves back in the old shop as thin humans again. "That was a lot of fun. Let's bring Paul and Ringo next time!" George giggled. "Paul loves his butt a lot so he'll love it there."
"Yeah, and we can use mini Buttquakes against anyone we hate now!" John cackled.
They all laughed and walked back to the studio meeting Paul and Ringo again. "Where have you lads been?" Paul asked.
The two guitarists chuckled. "You'd never believe us if we told you." John simply replied.
Category Story / Fat Furs
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