Art by  FatTato

With word of mouth rapidly spreading the existence of a hip new club on their campus, Sai was determined to get in. The club was alleged in throwing the best parties, one where all the coolest alumni gathered. They had drinks, music, pool parties -- the works. This club was determined to rewrite their school's history of riotous shindigs through their own gatherings of genuine, grade-A party animals.

Sai began asking around the school, looking for all signs and traces of the gathering of coolness. After a full week, the club reached out to Sai and agreed to hear out their request for membership.

Arriving at their appointment at a newly opened dorm, Sai was lead off into a sparse, unoccupied room by Galen, a young goat known for both his stellar academics and feral partying acumen. Posed with questions ranging from innocous questions about school life to more odd inquiries such as "Do you wake up, wanting to be the center of sucess?" Sai did their best to answer most questions, feeling somewhat confused by what they were for.

Once the interview phase was over, more members entered the solely bed-furnished room and grabbed Sai! Before they knew it, Sai was shoved around like a ragdoll by members of the club and held captive in the room! If this wimpy fox was gonna be a member of the pack, the club agreed that they needed to be broken in a little first. After a bout of deliberation, the club of coolness agreed that the proper test would require sufficient humiliation.

And it was decided that the proper humiliation would result from a literal dressing down of the prospect. Within seconds, the group stripped away Sai's Shoes, socks, shirt, and finally their pants! Sai now bared their decidely uncool tightey-whiteys before the patrons of the hip club. Rioutous laughter ensued as the fox showed off their shimmering white briefs, standing before the crowd cornered, and diminutive before everyone in their nerdy undergarments.

Sai would hope no one thought to brandish any paddles.