Name: Hoppin' John

Species: Mini Satin Rabbit

Age: 58

Likes: Chess, Playing musical instruments (piano, violin, and clarinet), Reading, Selfies, Napping, Swimming, Gardening, Pirates

Dislikes: Butt Slaps, Bees, Needles (He's Trypanophobic), Horror Films, Jumpscares (He poots everytime that happen), Spicy Foods, Pranks

Favorite Food: Éclairs

Occupation: Principal

Birthplace: Sweden

Body Type: Fat

Weapon: Dual Blunderbusses

Title: Wanderer of Land and Sea

Fursonal Quote: “Very well, then. I shall show you no mercy.”

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Mr. H: "Okay, before I start talking about this guy, I just have to say...that this is probably the fourth time we got a rabbit teacher. I mean, what's up with that? Like, I dunno, is that a thing? Although, this rabbit is a school principal type. So...I guess that's a pass, maybe? Hell, if I know. Anyways, let's get this show on the road. So, this thicc rabbit principal is Hoppin' John. He's a friendly rabbit once you get to know him, but don't try any funny business because you don't wanna get on his bad side. Now, this hunky ass principal wields two blunderbusses! Pretty cool, right? He's like some kind of pirate when wielding dual blunderbusses. Technically, Hoppin' John does have a thing for pirates. In fact, he said that it's "in his blood". Hmmm..."