Name: Beefsteak

Species: Australian Lowline

Age: 46

Likes: Eurobeat, Rock n' Roll, Being Gassy (He finds it manly), Twerking, Chubs, Big Butts, G.I. Joe, Transformers, Beer, Coffee, Armpit Farts, Battlefield (video game series), Camoflauges, Thongs, Teasing, Speedos, Mooning, Butt Slaps

Dislikes: Scandals, Politics, SJWs, Complaints, Capitalism

Favorite Food: Shrimp Po' Boy

Occupation: Barista

Birthplace: South Australia

Body Type: Musclegut

Weapon: Long Rifle, Hand Grenades, and a Combat Knife

Title: Desert Wandering Bovine

Fursonal Quote: “You won't be getting any of this beef right here!”

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Mr. H: "Here comes some more cow bois. Heh. Get it? "Cow Bois". Hehe. Straight from the southern of australia, this big camo booty cow is Beefsteak. He sure is beefy, and he's got one hell of a rump steak. Hehe. Also, he can be quite gassy...for a thicc ass cow. In fact, I'd be careful around him when it comes to playing video games because he sometimes cheat by breaking wind right next to us. Trust me, I've been there. *fans himself* Whew! Think he done had too much Po' Boy. Anyways, this dude works as a Barista. However, he is a veteran by blood. In fact, while away from his coffee shop, he carries his long rifle, some hand grenades, and a combat knife when it comes to fighting against F.E.N.R.I. Also...did I ever mention he's one hell of a twerker? Dat big cow ass."