Name: Draft Resister

Species: Kiko Goat

Age: 64

Likes: Nature, Aeroplanes, Heavy Metal, Rock n' Roll, Metalocalypse, American Dad!, The Twilight Zone, Dominating Tough Guys (Just to show 'em who's boss)

Dislikes: Internet, Perverts, Creepers, Crazy People, Egotistical People, Being annoyed, Liars, Rip-offs, Whiners, Thugs

Favorite Food: Wet Burrito

Occupation: Veteran (Also a Historian)

Birthplace: Victoria (Australia)

Body Type: Musclegut

Weapon: Remote-Controlled Miniature Aircraft

Title: Commander of the Wind and Sky

Fursonal Quote: “You smell that? Oh, wait. That was me. Sorry, those gas station burritos don't seem to like me very much.”

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Mr. H: "You know, this grumpy ol' goat may be a greymuzzle on the outside, but he is a REAL pain in the ass on the inside! Seriously, this guy has NO CHILL! I mean, this one time back in the military, he'd dominated one of the tough guys who think they bad and shit. However, Draft Resister showed those motherfuckers who's in charge. Trust me, if you're one those tough guys whether real-life wise or internet-wise, you SOOOOOO don't wanna mess with him. And if you think that's bad, wait until he gets ya with his remote-controlled miniature aircraft. That cane you see he's carrying has controllers hidden under the bulb, which is how he controls that miniature aircraft flying around. Not only that, but his cane also has a hidden radar! As he flies that thing around, his miniature aircraft will shoot ya with its gatling guns or even drop an air bomb down on you! That is one tough old goat, I must say."