Bowser's Huge Hostile Takeover: Part II
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Bowser charged through the portal, and soon the shimmering blue miasma of magic was replaced by crystal clear waters, a blue sky, and a large jungle island sprawling out to either end of the horizon. The dragon turtle and his underling were standing on the deck of a large pirate ship, squinting in the bright, tropical sunlight.
Kamek adjusted his glasses as he looked over the scenery. “I— I don’t know about this, sir. King K. Rool is a sovereign monarch, there’s international relations to worry about, logistics, the koopalings will want to be notified to ready the troops—“
“Pfft! K. Rool’s a loser. Some king, he doesn’t even have a castle! Lookit this dump.” Bowser cupped his hands over his mouth. “HEY! K. Drool! Get out here, you gold-plated lardass!”
A crocodile with a crown perched on his head poked his snout from around the corner of the ship’s cabin. “Bowser? What’re you doing here, Donkey Kong’s going to be here soon for the boss fight!”
“Yeah, well, feel free to take a vacation or something, K. Rool, I’m taking over.”
King K. Rool blinked. “You’re what?”
“There’s only enough room for one scaly monster around here, and I’m the biggest and baddest around!” Bowser declared, as Kamek tried to hide behind his king’s shell.
K. Rool narrowed his eyes. “Oh? Is that so?” The crocodile stood to his full height, and Bowser’s bravado was dented as he had to tilt his head up slightly; the crocodile king stood a few inches taller than him. As K. Rool lumbered out on the deck, heavy footfalls shaking the boards, the sun caught the gold-plated globe of his boulder of a belly which bumped up against Bowser, forcing him to take a step back. “Well, why don’t you go walk the plank!”
“Wait, wha—“ Bowser wasn’t prepared as that solid gold gut collided into him; K. Rool hit like a wrecking ball, and the dragon turtle barely had time to belch a fireball before he was sent flying, careening off the side of the ship and into the blue horizon.
K. Rool shot an angry glare at Kamek, still left cowering where Bowser had stood not a moment before.
“I— I uh, better go, uhm. Check to make sure he’s alright…” Kamek rushed to grab his broom, jumping over the side.
“You do that,” K. Rool muttered, tidying up the deck of his ship to prepare it for the boss fight.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the screen, a typhlosion capable of taking up the entire couch by virtue of his round belly and wide rear, frowned as he worked his way through the last level. Careening through the sky was the strangest thing he had ever seen in a Donkey Kong game.
Ace frowned as he squinted at the screen. “Was that Bowser? Flying through the sky?” He opted to reset his console and back up his game, just in case.
Back on Donkey Kong Island, Bowser hit the beach hard, striking the sandy ground like a comet. The dragon turtle groaned loudly, trying to roll back on his feet as his spiked shell embedded itself into a sand bank.
“What was that?” Bowser snarled as he finally righted himself, Kamek skidding to a stop beside him.
“Well, Your Grouchiness, I guess King K. Rool learned how to, uh, throw his weight around, heh,” Kamek’s already weak smile melted away when he spotted Bowser glaring down at him.
“How’d he get bigger than me? That’s not suppposed to happen! Tch. He probably eats like a pig.” Bowser muttered. “What does he even do, anyways? When he’s not fighting monkeys, I mean.”
“Well, he eats a lot, judging by that gut…” Kamek stroked his chin. “Maybe we can bulk you up a bit, before his next boss fight?”
Bowser scoffed, puffing up his chest as fire teased at the edges of his mouth. “Me? Bulk up? I’m already the biggest in the kingdom!”
“Well…” Kamek spread his hands. “Sir, we’re not in your kingdom anymore.”
That statement took the wind out of Bowser as he slumped forward. “Ugh… you’re right! Well?” He looked to Kamek expectantly.
The mage shifted uncomfortably. “Well… what, sir?”
“Get with the magic! Make me bigger than that gold-plated lardass!”
The koopa mage tapped his foot, thinking. “Well… we were already gambling with the portals, and now that we’re in another world...” He paused, glancing back up at his boss. “It, uh. May not have the results you’re looking for… we’re talking about unstable magic, here.”
Bowser didn’t need time to think. “Will it make me bigger and badder than K. Rool?” he asked bluntly.
“Oh, well, bigger, definitely.”
“Then it’s the results I’m lookin’ for! Get to it!” the dragon turtle growled, giving Kamek a kick in the rear for good measure.
Kamek braced himself as he readied his wand, and then screwed his eyes shut as he prepared the spell. A spray of magical pixels hit Bowser, and when he opened his eyes, he was pleasantly surprised. It wasn’t the most effective spell he had ever cast, but Bowser’s chest had bulked up a bit, and as the dragon turtle gave his arm an experimental flex, augmented muscle tensed and bulged, rubbing against his spiked bracers.
Bowser, however, didn’t look happy. “That’s it?”
“Well, sir, we should really be grateful you didn’t, you know, explode or anything,” Kamek said exasperatedly.
“This ain’t going to cut it, Kamek! I need to be big!” Bowser growled, shaking the koopa where he stood.
“Alright, alright, Your Surliness!” Kamek gasped. “I just need, uhm…” He looked around the beach, a lightbulb flashing off in his head when he spotted a banana tree.
Running over, he snatched a bushel of bananas off the tree and waved his wand around it. “This ought to do it. The magic is stabilized in a conduit from this world, so if you just eat these, that’ll make you bigger.”
Bowser looked at the bushel apprehensively. “I… I don’t know, Kamek, what was that about exploding?”
“Oh, sir, come on, it’s perfectly safe— well, safer.”
The dragon turtle crossed his arms. “C’mon, just… do something else.”
“Sir, it’s safe, I promise,” Kamek urged.
“I don’t like bananas!” Bowser protested, turning his back on the mage.
“Your Vastness, please.”
“I don’t wanna!” the dragon turtle pouted.
Kamek rubbed his forehead. “Alright. Alright.” He plucked one banana off the bushel, and approached Bowser. “Come on, open up.”
“You move that thing any closer to me, Kamek, and I’m burning you to a crisp.”
Kamek peeled the fruit, and broke off a piece. “Come on, here comes the clowncopter…”
“Oh, for the love of—! I’m a grown dragon turtle, Kamek, and if you think you’re going to get me to eat that with the same trick I use for my kid, you’ve got another thing—!” Bowser was cut off as the banana was stuffed into his mouth, and he was forced to gulp it down.
Kamek took a step back, apprehensively looking Bowser over. “Now… Your Pickiness, I know I took some liberties there…”
“Ugh, that thing was so… sweet and soft. Those are my two least favorite things!” Bowser snarled. He was about to reprimand Kamek, but then his stomach growled angrily. His eyes glazed over, Bowser glanced down at the bushel of bananas, and snatched it out of Kamek’s hands. “Gimme that!” He chomped into the bushel, peels and all, and devoured it whole in four bites. Snarling in frustration and clutching his middle like he hadn’t eaten in days, Bowser rushed towards the jungle. “I gotta have more!”
Kamek bit his lip as he watched his king carve a Bowser-shaped hole in the jungle foliage. “Ah, hm… this may be a problem.”
Deep in the jungles of the island, Ace was fighting his way through the level again. He’d chosen Funky Kong as his avatar, even if the tanktop was riding up the crest of his bouncing belly. It was slightly annoying to start the level over again, but if it got rid of that weird bug, it was worth it. He spotted a golden banana just up ahead, one he had missed on his first playthrough.
“Oh, perfect!” He jogged after it, but just when the collectible was in reach, he got sidelined by a scaly green and gold boulder.
“OUTTA THE WAY, FATTY!” Bowser snarled, already gulping the golden banana down as he charged through the level. “I’M HUNGRY!”
Ace had been knocked clear off his feet, and as he tried to pull himself back up, the typhlosion could only gape at the trail of destruction Bowser had left in his wake. “Oh, you gotta be kidding me!”
Some time later, King K. Rool was getting impatient as he looked over the boss stage. “Where’s the player? Kids these days! If it doesn’t have an easy mode they won’t touch it…” he grumbled, kicking a banana peel he’d left as a trap.
The crocodile snapped to attention as he heard a rumbling at the other end of the ship. “Oh, finally!” His long, toothy smile disappeared instantly, however, when Bowser’s head poked up from the lower deck.
“No. No, no, come on, Bowser. Do I have to gut-check you all the way back to the Mushroom Kingdom, or do I… woah.” K. Rool’s jaw dropped as Bowser hefted himself up, the boards creaking under his weight.
Smirking, the dragon turtle now stood eye to eye with K. Rool, his arms thick and powerful, but sporting a gut to match the crocodile’s, pound for pound. Their two bellies mashing up against one another, Bowser chuckled, making his thickened form jiggle.
“I told ya, K. Drool—“
“Is that literally the only name you could think of?”
“Shut up!” Bowser snapped. “Like I told ya, I’m the biggest and the baddest. So, with that said, see you later, alligator! BWAHAHAHA!” Puffing up his chest and spitting out a fireball to make K. Rool leap into the air, he used that churning gut to smack K. Rool like he had hit a home run, sending the other reptile hurtling over the edge of his own ship.
Kamek cleared his throat. “Actually, sir, King K. Rool is a crocodile…”
“Shut up Kamek, and go find me some real food!” Bowser growled. “I gotta get ready for a boss fight.”
After being sidelined by an invading boss character, Ace was really wondering if he should even keep up with this game, because he was pretty certain a lot of video game creepypastas started this way. Still, Donkey Kong was one of his favorites, and he had gotten this cartridge at a bargain…
The typhlosion cautiously inched his way around Gang-Plank Galleon, and was feeling more and more uneasy as he didn’t see any sign of King K. Rool. The fight was supposed to start by now, right?
“Oh! There you are, you stupid monkey!” It was Bowser, again. “Kamek, you useless runt! You sent me to the wrong end of the ship.”
Ace blinked, looking Bowser up and down. He looked… different. He was wearing K. Rool’s cape and crown, and certainly shaped like the original boss, with his pear-shaped body and bulbous middle. Smirking toothily, Bowser smacked the top of his gut to make it wobble.
Ace shook his head. “What’re you doing here? This isn’t a Mario game!”
“Nah, now it’s a Bowser game! Get ready, punk!” Bowser charged after Ace, just like K. Rool. A seasoned gamer, Ace was able to dodge the first thrust. But then Bowser blasted him back with a fireball; being a fire type, the typhlosion was able to shrug off most of the damage. But the fireballs kept coming, and although Ace was able to block most of them, he realized too late Bowser’s plan; he had blasted enough holes around Ace to weaken the floor beneath him, and the nearly spherical Pokémon’s girth did the rest. There was a moment of ominous groaning before the floor gave way, and Ace fell through, his fat belly catching the sides, stuck halfway through the deck.
“That’s cheating!” Ace declared. “Those moves aren’t in this boss fight! What kind of ROM hack is this?!”
Bowser smirked, patting the typhlosion on the head. “Ah, don’t worry about it, squirt. Just remember you got beat by the best and the baddest! BWAHAHA!” Bowser cackled, lumbering back to Kamek as Ace furiously jumped back to his last save, disappearing from the deck of the ship.
“Hah! I haven’t been king here for ten minutes and I already run this ship better than K. Rool ever did!” Bowser declared, just as the half-burnt mast of the galleon came crashing down beside him, water bubbling up from the half-sunken lower decks.
“Right, of course, Your Destructiveness,” Kamek said quickly, apprehensively watching as the flames were growing larger and closer. “Maybe we should move on to your next conquest?”
“Great idea!” Bowser grinned, smacking Kamek on the back hard enough to nearly knock him off his broom. “Open up the portal. I know just where to go next…”
What villain is going to get pounded by Bowser next?
A- Ganondorf (Legend of Zelda)
B- Ridley (Metroid)
C- Wolf O'Donnell (Starfox)
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- As with most Growth Drives, things will start out slow, but ramp up as time goes on and donations increase.
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Story by c'est moi
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Bowser and K.Rool © NintendoBowser charged through the portal, and soon the shimmering blue miasma of magic was replaced by crystal clear waters, a blue sky, and a large jungle island sprawling out to either end of the horizon. The dragon turtle and his underling were standing on the deck of a large pirate ship, squinting in the bright, tropical sunlight.
Kamek adjusted his glasses as he looked over the scenery. “I— I don’t know about this, sir. King K. Rool is a sovereign monarch, there’s international relations to worry about, logistics, the koopalings will want to be notified to ready the troops—“
“Pfft! K. Rool’s a loser. Some king, he doesn’t even have a castle! Lookit this dump.” Bowser cupped his hands over his mouth. “HEY! K. Drool! Get out here, you gold-plated lardass!”
A crocodile with a crown perched on his head poked his snout from around the corner of the ship’s cabin. “Bowser? What’re you doing here, Donkey Kong’s going to be here soon for the boss fight!”
“Yeah, well, feel free to take a vacation or something, K. Rool, I’m taking over.”
King K. Rool blinked. “You’re what?”
“There’s only enough room for one scaly monster around here, and I’m the biggest and baddest around!” Bowser declared, as Kamek tried to hide behind his king’s shell.
K. Rool narrowed his eyes. “Oh? Is that so?” The crocodile stood to his full height, and Bowser’s bravado was dented as he had to tilt his head up slightly; the crocodile king stood a few inches taller than him. As K. Rool lumbered out on the deck, heavy footfalls shaking the boards, the sun caught the gold-plated globe of his boulder of a belly which bumped up against Bowser, forcing him to take a step back. “Well, why don’t you go walk the plank!”
“Wait, wha—“ Bowser wasn’t prepared as that solid gold gut collided into him; K. Rool hit like a wrecking ball, and the dragon turtle barely had time to belch a fireball before he was sent flying, careening off the side of the ship and into the blue horizon.
K. Rool shot an angry glare at Kamek, still left cowering where Bowser had stood not a moment before.
“I— I uh, better go, uhm. Check to make sure he’s alright…” Kamek rushed to grab his broom, jumping over the side.
“You do that,” K. Rool muttered, tidying up the deck of his ship to prepare it for the boss fight.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the screen, a typhlosion capable of taking up the entire couch by virtue of his round belly and wide rear, frowned as he worked his way through the last level. Careening through the sky was the strangest thing he had ever seen in a Donkey Kong game.
Ace frowned as he squinted at the screen. “Was that Bowser? Flying through the sky?” He opted to reset his console and back up his game, just in case.
Back on Donkey Kong Island, Bowser hit the beach hard, striking the sandy ground like a comet. The dragon turtle groaned loudly, trying to roll back on his feet as his spiked shell embedded itself into a sand bank.
“What was that?” Bowser snarled as he finally righted himself, Kamek skidding to a stop beside him.
“Well, Your Grouchiness, I guess King K. Rool learned how to, uh, throw his weight around, heh,” Kamek’s already weak smile melted away when he spotted Bowser glaring down at him.
“How’d he get bigger than me? That’s not suppposed to happen! Tch. He probably eats like a pig.” Bowser muttered. “What does he even do, anyways? When he’s not fighting monkeys, I mean.”
“Well, he eats a lot, judging by that gut…” Kamek stroked his chin. “Maybe we can bulk you up a bit, before his next boss fight?”
Bowser scoffed, puffing up his chest as fire teased at the edges of his mouth. “Me? Bulk up? I’m already the biggest in the kingdom!”
“Well…” Kamek spread his hands. “Sir, we’re not in your kingdom anymore.”
That statement took the wind out of Bowser as he slumped forward. “Ugh… you’re right! Well?” He looked to Kamek expectantly.
The mage shifted uncomfortably. “Well… what, sir?”
“Get with the magic! Make me bigger than that gold-plated lardass!”
The koopa mage tapped his foot, thinking. “Well… we were already gambling with the portals, and now that we’re in another world...” He paused, glancing back up at his boss. “It, uh. May not have the results you’re looking for… we’re talking about unstable magic, here.”
Bowser didn’t need time to think. “Will it make me bigger and badder than K. Rool?” he asked bluntly.
“Oh, well, bigger, definitely.”
“Then it’s the results I’m lookin’ for! Get to it!” the dragon turtle growled, giving Kamek a kick in the rear for good measure.
Kamek braced himself as he readied his wand, and then screwed his eyes shut as he prepared the spell. A spray of magical pixels hit Bowser, and when he opened his eyes, he was pleasantly surprised. It wasn’t the most effective spell he had ever cast, but Bowser’s chest had bulked up a bit, and as the dragon turtle gave his arm an experimental flex, augmented muscle tensed and bulged, rubbing against his spiked bracers.
Bowser, however, didn’t look happy. “That’s it?”
“Well, sir, we should really be grateful you didn’t, you know, explode or anything,” Kamek said exasperatedly.
“This ain’t going to cut it, Kamek! I need to be big!” Bowser growled, shaking the koopa where he stood.
“Alright, alright, Your Surliness!” Kamek gasped. “I just need, uhm…” He looked around the beach, a lightbulb flashing off in his head when he spotted a banana tree.
Running over, he snatched a bushel of bananas off the tree and waved his wand around it. “This ought to do it. The magic is stabilized in a conduit from this world, so if you just eat these, that’ll make you bigger.”
Bowser looked at the bushel apprehensively. “I… I don’t know, Kamek, what was that about exploding?”
“Oh, sir, come on, it’s perfectly safe— well, safer.”
The dragon turtle crossed his arms. “C’mon, just… do something else.”
“Sir, it’s safe, I promise,” Kamek urged.
“I don’t like bananas!” Bowser protested, turning his back on the mage.
“Your Vastness, please.”
“I don’t wanna!” the dragon turtle pouted.
Kamek rubbed his forehead. “Alright. Alright.” He plucked one banana off the bushel, and approached Bowser. “Come on, open up.”
“You move that thing any closer to me, Kamek, and I’m burning you to a crisp.”
Kamek peeled the fruit, and broke off a piece. “Come on, here comes the clowncopter…”
“Oh, for the love of—! I’m a grown dragon turtle, Kamek, and if you think you’re going to get me to eat that with the same trick I use for my kid, you’ve got another thing—!” Bowser was cut off as the banana was stuffed into his mouth, and he was forced to gulp it down.
Kamek took a step back, apprehensively looking Bowser over. “Now… Your Pickiness, I know I took some liberties there…”
“Ugh, that thing was so… sweet and soft. Those are my two least favorite things!” Bowser snarled. He was about to reprimand Kamek, but then his stomach growled angrily. His eyes glazed over, Bowser glanced down at the bushel of bananas, and snatched it out of Kamek’s hands. “Gimme that!” He chomped into the bushel, peels and all, and devoured it whole in four bites. Snarling in frustration and clutching his middle like he hadn’t eaten in days, Bowser rushed towards the jungle. “I gotta have more!”
Kamek bit his lip as he watched his king carve a Bowser-shaped hole in the jungle foliage. “Ah, hm… this may be a problem.”
Deep in the jungles of the island, Ace was fighting his way through the level again. He’d chosen Funky Kong as his avatar, even if the tanktop was riding up the crest of his bouncing belly. It was slightly annoying to start the level over again, but if it got rid of that weird bug, it was worth it. He spotted a golden banana just up ahead, one he had missed on his first playthrough.
“Oh, perfect!” He jogged after it, but just when the collectible was in reach, he got sidelined by a scaly green and gold boulder.
“OUTTA THE WAY, FATTY!” Bowser snarled, already gulping the golden banana down as he charged through the level. “I’M HUNGRY!”
Ace had been knocked clear off his feet, and as he tried to pull himself back up, the typhlosion could only gape at the trail of destruction Bowser had left in his wake. “Oh, you gotta be kidding me!”
Some time later, King K. Rool was getting impatient as he looked over the boss stage. “Where’s the player? Kids these days! If it doesn’t have an easy mode they won’t touch it…” he grumbled, kicking a banana peel he’d left as a trap.
The crocodile snapped to attention as he heard a rumbling at the other end of the ship. “Oh, finally!” His long, toothy smile disappeared instantly, however, when Bowser’s head poked up from the lower deck.
“No. No, no, come on, Bowser. Do I have to gut-check you all the way back to the Mushroom Kingdom, or do I… woah.” K. Rool’s jaw dropped as Bowser hefted himself up, the boards creaking under his weight.
Smirking, the dragon turtle now stood eye to eye with K. Rool, his arms thick and powerful, but sporting a gut to match the crocodile’s, pound for pound. Their two bellies mashing up against one another, Bowser chuckled, making his thickened form jiggle.
“I told ya, K. Drool—“
“Is that literally the only name you could think of?”
“Shut up!” Bowser snapped. “Like I told ya, I’m the biggest and the baddest. So, with that said, see you later, alligator! BWAHAHAHA!” Puffing up his chest and spitting out a fireball to make K. Rool leap into the air, he used that churning gut to smack K. Rool like he had hit a home run, sending the other reptile hurtling over the edge of his own ship.
Kamek cleared his throat. “Actually, sir, King K. Rool is a crocodile…”
“Shut up Kamek, and go find me some real food!” Bowser growled. “I gotta get ready for a boss fight.”
After being sidelined by an invading boss character, Ace was really wondering if he should even keep up with this game, because he was pretty certain a lot of video game creepypastas started this way. Still, Donkey Kong was one of his favorites, and he had gotten this cartridge at a bargain…
The typhlosion cautiously inched his way around Gang-Plank Galleon, and was feeling more and more uneasy as he didn’t see any sign of King K. Rool. The fight was supposed to start by now, right?
“Oh! There you are, you stupid monkey!” It was Bowser, again. “Kamek, you useless runt! You sent me to the wrong end of the ship.”
Ace blinked, looking Bowser up and down. He looked… different. He was wearing K. Rool’s cape and crown, and certainly shaped like the original boss, with his pear-shaped body and bulbous middle. Smirking toothily, Bowser smacked the top of his gut to make it wobble.
Ace shook his head. “What’re you doing here? This isn’t a Mario game!”
“Nah, now it’s a Bowser game! Get ready, punk!” Bowser charged after Ace, just like K. Rool. A seasoned gamer, Ace was able to dodge the first thrust. But then Bowser blasted him back with a fireball; being a fire type, the typhlosion was able to shrug off most of the damage. But the fireballs kept coming, and although Ace was able to block most of them, he realized too late Bowser’s plan; he had blasted enough holes around Ace to weaken the floor beneath him, and the nearly spherical Pokémon’s girth did the rest. There was a moment of ominous groaning before the floor gave way, and Ace fell through, his fat belly catching the sides, stuck halfway through the deck.
“That’s cheating!” Ace declared. “Those moves aren’t in this boss fight! What kind of ROM hack is this?!”
Bowser smirked, patting the typhlosion on the head. “Ah, don’t worry about it, squirt. Just remember you got beat by the best and the baddest! BWAHAHA!” Bowser cackled, lumbering back to Kamek as Ace furiously jumped back to his last save, disappearing from the deck of the ship.
“Hah! I haven’t been king here for ten minutes and I already run this ship better than K. Rool ever did!” Bowser declared, just as the half-burnt mast of the galleon came crashing down beside him, water bubbling up from the half-sunken lower decks.
“Right, of course, Your Destructiveness,” Kamek said quickly, apprehensively watching as the flames were growing larger and closer. “Maybe we should move on to your next conquest?”
“Great idea!” Bowser grinned, smacking Kamek on the back hard enough to nearly knock him off his broom. “Open up the portal. I know just where to go next…”
What villain is going to get pounded by Bowser next?
A- Ganondorf (Legend of Zelda)
B- Ridley (Metroid)
C- Wolf O'Donnell (Starfox)
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