The Dragon Sleeps Tonight (Lion King Remake)
Wow...there really ARE a lot of live-action things coming out in the future...
Money grab. Seriously. That and politics probably. Essh....I feel so bad for the non-humanoids. I SAW what htey did to Iago. That macaw got SUCH a disservice. And they're going to make a sequel? HOW? The main character is a sub-serviant five-word-spouter!
I have a feeling they're going original heh heh...
Oui...
....oooh look, commercial for another one!....Dora...?
Ugh, not a stupid kids show, please....
Does she have a KNIFE!?
Dora's got a knife?....*looks*....Oooh! Meme on the way! I claim that one!
So....what about the Lion King?
What about it?
Isn't it a...?
Uh uh uh. LIVE-action Rigel. This is a Lion King REmake, not a live-action. Ya need something LIVING to make it under that category, and they don't. It's CGI to the max.
Ohh...guess that's true. But how's it seem?
Eh. Dunno. It's...interesting. I mean, I don't know HOW many only-CGI films there are. I mean animation is technically it's own department, but ya get what I mean.
Ermmm...expressions probably take a hit...and it needs to be more vibrant. I've seen a contrast upping in a post somewhere....the scenes look bland....it's like got a Fallout filter on heh heh heh.
So still prefer the original?
Probably.
Oh good! Cause I loaded it in the simulator! Figured in honor of the release we can watch the sunrise over the Savannah!
Oui...Rigel, I'm kinda tired ya know...
I loaded in stuff for that don't worry! I'll get you up when it stars!
Pfft....fine, I guess we would do SOMETHING for it. I mean, without it, Frozen wouldn't have been a hit. See the Honest Trailer, you know what I mean.
Heh heh heh.
Oooohhh the sunrise bit! Close! This is kinda cool in the movie right Az?
zzzzzzzzz
....errm....you really work too hard buddy....no wonder you're exhausted...erm...and...soaked...
Hm? What's that flying...? Oh! Right! I forgot to delay Zazu's protocol in the sim....erm, well Az DID say he was is favorite character...I suppose no harm in letting it run...probably wonder WHY we're on Pride Rock though...
I'm SO glad he finished before Az woke up but....HOW does this hornbill know how to change a diaper!?
Money grab. Seriously. That and politics probably. Essh....I feel so bad for the non-humanoids. I SAW what htey did to Iago. That macaw got SUCH a disservice. And they're going to make a sequel? HOW? The main character is a sub-serviant five-word-spouter!
I have a feeling they're going original heh heh...
Oui...
....oooh look, commercial for another one!....Dora...?
Ugh, not a stupid kids show, please....
Does she have a KNIFE!?
Dora's got a knife?....*looks*....Oooh! Meme on the way! I claim that one!
So....what about the Lion King?
What about it?
Isn't it a...?
Uh uh uh. LIVE-action Rigel. This is a Lion King REmake, not a live-action. Ya need something LIVING to make it under that category, and they don't. It's CGI to the max.
Ohh...guess that's true. But how's it seem?
Eh. Dunno. It's...interesting. I mean, I don't know HOW many only-CGI films there are. I mean animation is technically it's own department, but ya get what I mean.
Ermmm...expressions probably take a hit...and it needs to be more vibrant. I've seen a contrast upping in a post somewhere....the scenes look bland....it's like got a Fallout filter on heh heh heh.
So still prefer the original?
Probably.
Oh good! Cause I loaded it in the simulator! Figured in honor of the release we can watch the sunrise over the Savannah!
Oui...Rigel, I'm kinda tired ya know...
I loaded in stuff for that don't worry! I'll get you up when it stars!
Pfft....fine, I guess we would do SOMETHING for it. I mean, without it, Frozen wouldn't have been a hit. See the Honest Trailer, you know what I mean.
Heh heh heh.
Oooohhh the sunrise bit! Close! This is kinda cool in the movie right Az?
zzzzzzzzz
....errm....you really work too hard buddy....no wonder you're exhausted...erm...and...soaked...
Hm? What's that flying...? Oh! Right! I forgot to delay Zazu's protocol in the sim....erm, well Az DID say he was is favorite character...I suppose no harm in letting it run...probably wonder WHY we're on Pride Rock though...
I'm SO glad he finished before Az woke up but....HOW does this hornbill know how to change a diaper!?
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Yeah, a lot of these live action remakes (or just remakes in this case) fail to match the good stuff of the originals, just ask Nostalgia Critic. Then again, I really shouldn't support Disney at all due to their stupid tampering with the Public Domain, but don't worry yourself with such nonsense like that.
(I also get that reference at the very end :P)
(I also get that reference at the very end :P)
All I can say is, I more or less lost interested as soon as the most emotion part of the movie had a character very obviously crying based on the tone of their voice, but they were so dedicated to photorealism, they didn't let the character cry or even droop their eyes.
On a sillier note. Lets be honest, changing a dozen lizard diapers has to be easier than changing just one lion diaper after a hunt.
On a sillier note. Lets be honest, changing a dozen lizard diapers has to be easier than changing just one lion diaper after a hunt.
Is it really a spoiler if it's a remake?? Anyhoo....jeez, I remember that scene. That was Pixar-emotion quality stuff then! Wondered how they were going to handle it in the remake...and looks like....not well...
*blinks* Uhh...if anybody's a lizard in this situation it's me. But uhh...Az is a dragon soooo.....
*blinks* Uhh...if anybody's a lizard in this situation it's me. But uhh...Az is a dragon soooo.....
This reminds of the "Once Upon a Timon" episode from the Timon & Pumbaa series where Zazu shirks answering a call from Simba saying that 'he probably just needs his diaper changed'. The hornbill's tone suggests he's being sarcastic but the mention of diapers makes one wonder. Perhaps its only royalty that get diapers when their young in the pride lands and when we first meet Simba at the beginning of the movie he's already potty trained.
Nevertheless this new pic totally beats the previous Aladdin pic you did. To have your favorite Disney bird character change your wet diaper while you sleep. You're a lucky dragon Azul...even if you didn't know what was going on heh heh
Nevertheless this new pic totally beats the previous Aladdin pic you did. To have your favorite Disney bird character change your wet diaper while you sleep. You're a lucky dragon Azul...even if you didn't know what was going on heh heh
Ooooohhhh yeeeeaaahh....now I remember! Well, I guess that show was kind of off the walls with a 'take it with a grain of salt' type of comedy. Still though...a Lion King comic DID refer to Zazu as a babysitter...and lets face it, he kind of was a guardian to Nala and Simba. I suppose if there were any diapers in the Savannah to deal with, Zazu probably had to be the one to do it.
Actually, the person Iago was referring to in that apparently WAS Zazu. Guess it makes sense since the two later worked together in that Tiki Hutt thing...so guess they have some kind of rapport. Huh, funny...I seem to recall Iago was dressed in a diaper himself at some point...maybe that's how Zazu knows...
Actually, the person Iago was referring to in that apparently WAS Zazu. Guess it makes sense since the two later worked together in that Tiki Hutt thing...so guess they have some kind of rapport. Huh, funny...I seem to recall Iago was dressed in a diaper himself at some point...maybe that's how Zazu knows...
Iago dressed in a diaper!?!...How did I miss that? Must have been in one of the Aladdin tv series episodes which I have on a list of animated shows I still need to watch.
If there were diapers in the African Savannah I'd imagine they'd be large banana leaves wrapped about the cub's waists, not the usual comfy padded mags Azul luckily gets to enjoy
If there were diapers in the African Savannah I'd imagine they'd be large banana leaves wrapped about the cub's waists, not the usual comfy padded mags Azul luckily gets to enjoy
Thanks for telling me that, now it should be easier for me to find that episode.
Yes poor Zazu indeed. Too bad a cargo plane didn't fly over the Savannah and accidently drop a shipment of diapers like in that one episode of All Hail King Julien. Though unlike the lemurs who figured out how to make more diapers the lion pride would have quickly run out of padding. (In case you're wondering the episode was aptly named "Diapers are the New Black")
Yes poor Zazu indeed. Too bad a cargo plane didn't fly over the Savannah and accidently drop a shipment of diapers like in that one episode of All Hail King Julien. Though unlike the lemurs who figured out how to make more diapers the lion pride would have quickly run out of padding. (In case you're wondering the episode was aptly named "Diapers are the New Black")
Yeah. Boy that was a long time ago, I think that's what it was called...
I think I get why Az likes the bird though. People seem to forget he was shielding those cubs from the hyenas, readily made to sacrifice himself for them. And in that Lion Guard show, he actually put himself in a croc's MOUTH for a similar issue. Jeez...and Simba treated him a lot like dirt as a kid? Wow...
Oooh yeah, think I saw that. Boy, weird episode....but pretty funny all the same. Probably the only thing to give diapers a lot more attention than the characters! Az would would be holding his head about such things though....
I think I get why Az likes the bird though. People seem to forget he was shielding those cubs from the hyenas, readily made to sacrifice himself for them. And in that Lion Guard show, he actually put himself in a croc's MOUTH for a similar issue. Jeez...and Simba treated him a lot like dirt as a kid? Wow...
Oooh yeah, think I saw that. Boy, weird episode....but pretty funny all the same. Probably the only thing to give diapers a lot more attention than the characters! Az would would be holding his head about such things though....
Tried looking for it through the episode list but now I may have to watch all the episodes to find the diapered Iago scene
While I know kids are rebellious at that age Simba should have respected Zazu more. Ah if only the hornbill was as intimidating as Mufasa then the lion cub might have listened to him, guess you can't expect much given that Simba had some self entitlement issues when he was young and also bigger in size than the bird advisor.
Weird yes, but I still like it...if only for the reason everyone (Julien included) were ignorant of the garments true purpose. Although I'm sure the lemur king figured out at some point of the episode that diapers are convenient for going to the bathroom in, though this was never shown on screen. And yeah if Azul saw that he'd probably think 'what is wrong with cartoons these days?'. However if he loaded that episode into the holo-deck he could attend a party in his current attire and be praised and celebrated rather than drawing weird looks and ridicule.
I was disappointed that All Hail King Julien didn't have an AR episode since the one for penguins of madagascar kinda of fell flat. Seeing baby Skipper was cute but I would have loved to see a diapered baby Julien.
While I know kids are rebellious at that age Simba should have respected Zazu more. Ah if only the hornbill was as intimidating as Mufasa then the lion cub might have listened to him, guess you can't expect much given that Simba had some self entitlement issues when he was young and also bigger in size than the bird advisor.
Weird yes, but I still like it...if only for the reason everyone (Julien included) were ignorant of the garments true purpose. Although I'm sure the lemur king figured out at some point of the episode that diapers are convenient for going to the bathroom in, though this was never shown on screen. And yeah if Azul saw that he'd probably think 'what is wrong with cartoons these days?'. However if he loaded that episode into the holo-deck he could attend a party in his current attire and be praised and celebrated rather than drawing weird looks and ridicule.
I was disappointed that All Hail King Julien didn't have an AR episode since the one for penguins of madagascar kinda of fell flat. Seeing baby Skipper was cute but I would have loved to see a diapered baby Julien.
Really? Oh a whim, I checked and found it right away.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JozwEBzYIMw
The segment's like around....650 to....840ish I think?
Yeaaaahhh...Az doesn't really like entitled-thinking people much, whichI guess is why he gravitated toward the more blue-collar Zazu. Which is weird, cause in the original, and the new one, he risks his life for the cub and even has some parental feelings for him deep down.
Huh, yeah, he really is quite dedicated....maybe me and Az should recommend him to Randall...
Took it to some strange places if I recall. Fashion? Criminal interrogation? Almost kind of a zany comedy feel...actually like those heh heh.
Ermm...maybe...or he might think they're a bit nuts....not to mention I think at the end of the episode, turns out they DID use those diapers...so having a room full of....uhhh...fullness would be uhh...awkward for someone who actually needed them instead...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JozwEBzYIMw
The segment's like around....650 to....840ish I think?
Yeaaaahhh...Az doesn't really like entitled-thinking people much, whichI guess is why he gravitated toward the more blue-collar Zazu. Which is weird, cause in the original, and the new one, he risks his life for the cub and even has some parental feelings for him deep down.
Huh, yeah, he really is quite dedicated....maybe me and Az should recommend him to Randall...
Took it to some strange places if I recall. Fashion? Criminal interrogation? Almost kind of a zany comedy feel...actually like those heh heh.
Ermm...maybe...or he might think they're a bit nuts....not to mention I think at the end of the episode, turns out they DID use those diapers...so having a room full of....uhhh...fullness would be uhh...awkward for someone who actually needed them instead...
Thanks for finding it for me Saved me a lot of trouble.
I watched the episode including the diapered Iago scene, of which I managed to take some excellent screencaps of for my collection. Shame the parrot was only in a diaper on screen for a few seconds before he angrily ripped it off along with his bonnet. That was a nice touch by Genie to give him that along with a baby bottle Though I feel bad for poor Iago smashing into that wall like he did.
I watched the episode including the diapered Iago scene, of which I managed to take some excellent screencaps of for my collection. Shame the parrot was only in a diaper on screen for a few seconds before he angrily ripped it off along with his bonnet. That was a nice touch by Genie to give him that along with a baby bottle Though I feel bad for poor Iago smashing into that wall like he did.
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