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Cheesy Pickup Lines for Mice
Piedunk, working as a proper librarian lady mouse has to hear aaaaaallllll the horrible pickup lines. Or has she? Tell your corny and horribly lame pickup lines for mice in the comments below!
Category Artwork (Digital) / All
Species Mouse
Size 960 x 1200px
File Size 1.67 MB
"I'd like to delve into your story and read you all night, cover to cover."
"They say every body has its own language, and baby, yours is speaking volumes."
"How about I take you into the back and slip my bookmark between your pages?"
"I'd like to file your body under 'hot as hell'."
"Are you a dictionary? Because honey, you've got everything from A to Z."
"They say every body has its own language, and baby, yours is speaking volumes."
"How about I take you into the back and slip my bookmark between your pages?"
"I'd like to file your body under 'hot as hell'."
"Are you a dictionary? Because honey, you've got everything from A to Z."
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C1 - “Are you nervous?”
C2 - “Yes”
C1 - “Is this your first time?”
C2 - “No, I’ve been nervous before”
ISBN thinking about you.
The Librarians are here for Reference only; you are not allowed to check them out.
I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out.
Hey baby are you over due? Cause you lookin Finnnneeee.
You remind me of my favorite book, cause when I think about you I touch my shelf.
Ok, I'm here, what do you want for your next wish?
"Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too."
"I'm interested in breakfast with you. Shall I call or nudge?"
"If sexy were an Oreo. you would be double stuffed."
"Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation; did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?"
--Rick
C2 - “Yes”
C1 - “Is this your first time?”
C2 - “No, I’ve been nervous before”
ISBN thinking about you.
The Librarians are here for Reference only; you are not allowed to check them out.
I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out.
Hey baby are you over due? Cause you lookin Finnnneeee.
You remind me of my favorite book, cause when I think about you I touch my shelf.
Ok, I'm here, what do you want for your next wish?
"Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too."
"I'm interested in breakfast with you. Shall I call or nudge?"
"If sexy were an Oreo. you would be double stuffed."
"Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation; did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?"
--Rick
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