Uh oh, shouldn't tempt her...~

more victims willingly come forward

At least they have a translation app

Dude looks like he's made of rubber.

Seals can get super round and fat. Eating 250,000 calories of humans in one day has put some weight on him. 83

I want an inflatable of one that looks similar.

Would not be surprised if there was a PSA about the dangers non-digestable footwear is to the wildlife.

They do have a line of digestible clothing, but it doesn't seem to show up much in these pics. 83

Eventually he'll need help getting back in the water.
Or maybe he just has magic sproing powers that ensure mobility.

Even really fat seals are surprisingly mobile on sand. I saw a rescued seal released on the news the other day and it was like a big caterpillar inchworming along.

Inspiring!

Replace the "don't annoy the wildlife" signs with "Please remove shoes and any other digestible material before annoying the wildlife" l3

Interesting app. The humans probably think it's to help the seals sort out the good humans from the edible humans, but I imagine the seals can do that for themselves already.

Seal: "Ort ort ort."

Man: (looking down at his phone) "He said-"

Woman: "He said 'less talk, more action'." *undoes her top* "I don't need the app."

2nd Seal: "Ort ort ort."

Man: "Huh? 'Stop sign thank you turnaround boing boing horseshoe turtle?' Hang on, I think my app may need to be upda-"

2nd: *sproing!* *GLOMP!* *urp*

It stands to reason that once the "magic diving mask" tech is introduced, it would inevitably make its way to phones. Everything is on phones these days, innit.

I have to say, if she's too full to devour one of them, biting their head off tends to have both a similar end result and the same basic message: Don't poke the giant carnivorous seal. ^^

( Besides, I bet it'd be much more fun to pamper her. I like animals, even potentially man-eating ones. I'm silly like that. )