You can say what you want about those two ~
But hey were nice enough to take the clothes off for a free lesson on seal digestion ;p

Selfies should normally be harmless but then the seal comes in to photobomb.

Noticed that the seal was "hugging" them with his flippers and was reminded of this image that I stumbled across while assembling my mascot head-noms compilation (and yes, I know Big Red from WKU isn't in it -- that's deliberate).

It's probably not the same two people (the image is dated on Facebook 2014). But maybe they're unconcerned because this isn't the first time they've had their photo taken while something hugged them both close and yawned its big open mouth over their heads.

"Heh-heh. Look, he's doing it too! We can use this for our then-and-now-BFFs thing!"

For a given value of "hugging". Said value being "So they won't get away." 83

I'm sure you are familiar with the giant heat mascots eating fans.

*five Google searches later, it occurs to him to ask-* "Auto-correct from 'giant head mascots'?"

Just a typo. Yes, the giant head mascots eating fans.

I feel like that seal is steadily getting larger the more he eats...

He's definitely getting fatter. 83

Now I'm just imagining a b-movie horror flick...
"Attack of the 50-Foot Seal!" And it's just this giant seal that minds his own business until the military pokes him with a stick xD

The ever growing seal I've done is Selene, who has her own folder here and eventually is so huge the countries on the Pacific rim deed her an island and start shipping garbage to her. She can eat anything, and it's an easy way to dispose of all sorts of hard to bread down material like plastic.

At least he's under the pier like the Beach Patrol ask.

I am pretty sure the beach guard have to take a note of this event as well.

Humans can be such fools x3
Tasty ones...