Chuong: How many Mandarin buffet chains did he raid alone? I know Ontario is known for that buffet chain!

Rainier: I'm going on a limb and say 12 too many and that was just one day. Good thing I got him to recover and join us but that guilty conscience will follow him forever. I feel bad for the buffet workers who had to put up with him and can't go back to business until next year.

Jill: And why do I need to know about the size of his chest? TMI!

Chuong: Unfortunately, there was a popular video a decade ago about a fat guy singing how he has [BLEEP] like a woman. That was so gross! At least Proulx didn't sing that about himself.

Courtney: No Chuong. Just no. I don't want to be reminded of that internet classic again.

Cripto: I think I'm going to be sick.

Leo: Nobody wants to hear about that. But if you're wondering, the people did make the fat guy you speak about confess his sins to me, and he did assume I was going to condemn him to hell. I did not.

Chuong: Sounds like you had quite an encounter with him since he was known as a local comedian in New York City at the time. But good heavens did he really have to be topless and ask random people if he has breasts like a woman?! World has gone mad some say! And you're not always wrong when you said that the internet was a mistake.

Dalton: Even without the internet, there will always be fools who seek to be infamous like a certain Roland at the time before the Pegasus ransacked his home and made sure that there was no evidence of his existence that modern and future archaeologists won't be able to find them to know how he lived in detail. All they know is that he did exist and that was it.

Rainier: And of course, the Trudeau blackface photos. Who knows what other scandals may pop up next?

Leo: I should be thankful that the lot of you taught me why was it wrong to be stuck in the past, but social media, the internet, and even television are all things I wish were never invented.

Cripto: What about radio?

Leo: No, I would have kept that. You could use your imaginations with radio in special ways that you couldn't do it with television.

Lionus: When me horse destroyed Roland's life, home, and possessions, it was one of several overreactions the public said was a righteous anger.

Chuong: Of course that's back then in the medieval days. One could argue what Vlad the Impaler did for what is today known as Romania was justified and righteous anger as revenge against the Ottoman Empire for taking away his family members. Of course because of his acts, some could argue that he was the most feared human being in history. Poor Liviu had to live with this guilty conscious but it is what it is. Its that or Romania would be Ottoman territory.

Jack: But he was half-demon and in a literal sense, claimed to be the son and spawn of the devil dragon.

Nicolae: But nonetheless, he is our national hero and savior otherwise we Romanians would not exist.

Zax: So glad Cripto didn't go to Romania on their Great Union Day to learn about Vlad the Impaler otherwise he'd faint and we'd call the ambulance. I've seen the paintings of the days under Vlad; they were graphic even back then. Then again, there's a reason why they called him Vlad the Impaler.

Cripto: I think I would have ended up in the hospital if I had gone to see that.