I was messing around in a recording booth and was making up stuff about  Samael-brand butterbiscuits. Totally fattening and delicious and everything you could really want if you can't have a butterdragon? And then it sorta turned into a corporate sales pitch?

So yeah, if you're not the biggest baddest boss around the office, then you really oughta try these biscuits. :3c They're really plumping up the profits around the office! Who could ask for more? Trick question. YOU could ask for more! You want more biscuits! Note: Samael-Brand Butterbiscuits is not responsible for your increased need for extra-large clothing.

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