As the days go on in the back yard, Excauliflower (  enskyer ) starts noticing some changes in his body…

His teeth start getting pointer, and his breath starts emitting a mysterious fruity odour, perhaps something akin to overripe or fermenting oranges.

He also constantly feels an unsettling sinking sensation in his… legs? He had… legs right? It was hard to tell when he was stuck in that pot. Piranha Plant Kree chuckles heartily upon hearing the cause of his discomfort. He doesn't have those silly meatling things like "legs" or a "tail", he has ROOTS! Now that he's finally not confined to a small flower pot, and with rich garden soil, his roots are starting to grow out and absorb nutrients! Which explains the teef and breath… I guess…? 🤔

Well, it sure must be nice to get some much-needed nutrients. It's not like Dee had a green thumb (that's the other guy). But this is also going to make things a bit trickier if he ever does want to not be… well… literally rooted to the ground… but I'm sure it's fine… probably… 🤷‍♂️

Piranha Plant Kree says to keep his roots to his side, and not crowd Kree's side of the soil too much… he needs his nutrients too y'know! 😜

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