PLEEEEEEASE READ FOR THE LULZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I felt the need to draw some silly character versions of my cats this morning and I thought it would be fun to post it here.

In the front we have Fuzz. He's my baby and is the happiest cat ever. He has the most loving face imaginable and it is physically impossible to not give him all the love in the world. I failed miserably at making him very cute but oh well. :<

Next is Sandpaper (whose original name is Lucky). He likes to sit at the edge of a room and stare at people with a sad face. He's a creepy stalker cat! He would be very sweet and loving if he didn't have the worlds most MONSTROUS claws that he loves to sink into your neck. >_< They are always out when he's happy and he doesn't know how to retract them and gets himself stuck in the carpet, blankets, mattress, my neck, etc. very often. :|

Then there's Square (whose original name is Rocky). He is Sandpaper's brother and is mentally retarded. He's also a very happy and lovable cat but he annoys the F*CK out of me sometimes. If I let him sit on my lap he will flop around and constantly try to lick my hands while I'm petting him. And then he will roll or slide off my lap and land on his head because he has no sense of physics or coordination. Oh gee, real nice. ^__^

Square and Sandpaper are also gay and incest which is rather adorable. They mount eachother and wash eachother's heads and faces at the same time and are filled with cuteness in general. I have special kitties. :3

And then there's the Whale (originally Sassy). She is like 14 years old and her head can rotate waaaaay more than is normal (as illustrated). She doesn't actually have those huge knockers. Just thought she deserved a SMOKIN HOT BOD here. She loves to use her special attacks such as 'RUN TO THE FOOD BOWL' and 'BAIL OUT' and 'BAIL BEHIND THE TOILET TO BE ALL SNEAKY ABOUT GETTING TO THE FOOD BOWL' and 'EXPLOSIVE BARF ALL OVER THE HOUSE AFTER CONSUMING THE ENTIRE FOOD BOWL'. She's very teeny and light as a feather. Since she barfs. Everywhere.. -___-''''

I hope you got a laugh out of that! Maybe I'll post a few photos of my cats so everyone can see what they actually look like!

~Justin