Yumiko: "It's so good of you to be with us during your Human Gluttony Holiday, Sweetie."
CTHULHU: "Yeah, so how has my FAILURE of a son been this past millennia?"
Yumiko: "CURTIS!! You promised!"
CTHULHU: "What!? I didn't make a statement! I just asked the boy a question!"
Wolf: "It's okay, Mom. Well Dad... I've been doing just fine actually."
CTHULHU: "Well you don't look "Fine." Have ya finally started mind raping people?"
Wolf: "*Sigh... No Dad... I haven't started mind raping people...."
CTHULHU: "Well you should have started decades ago! We didn't raise you to be a ground-walkin' hippie!"
Yumiko: "Oh don't listen to your Father, Dear. You go ahead and start mind raping when you're good and ready."
CTHULHU: "Satan damn it, Yumiko! When're you gonna STOP babying that boy!? Why, when I was his age, I already had a full cult of worshippers! How old are ya now? 600? 700?"
Wolf: "I'm 1479, DAD!"
CTHULHU: *Spits out drink* "YOU'RE ALMOST 1500 AND YOU HAVEN'T EVEN MIND RAPED A SINGLE HUMAN BEING!?! Ya know if your brother Dagon were here-"
Wolf: "OHHHHH HERE WE GO! DAGON DID THIS AND DAGON DID THAT! I AM SO SICK OF HEARING ABOUT DAGON!!"
CTHULHU: "If you were half the Hellspawn Dagon was-"
Wolf: "If you love Dagon so much, why don'tcha mind rape um?"
CTHULHU: "DON'T TALK BACK TO ME YA LITTLE SHIT!!!"
Yumiko: "Boys! BOYS!! Can't we have ONE get together where you two don't rip each others arms off!?"

*Sits down*

...


Wolf: "Ya know those last 2 Cthulhu video games were real pieces of shit."
CTHULHU: "THAT'S IT!!!" *Leaps across table*


HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!