NOTE:
This is a satirical story told from the point of view of my character and is inspired by the story an American Were-Hypnotist In London and is inspired by Big Wolf On Campus. The title is a pun on the title of Brand's book. This serves as the origin story of my character's Were-Russell persona and the pilot for the transformation guides episode on Russell. Please don't think of this as being real in anyway as most of these stories are fictional and therefore not real. Please don't copypaste or screencap it for trolling purposes or weening purposes.

Influences/References:
My Demon Lover (1987): Referenced by Mel.
Teen Wolf (1985): Mentioned by Lithius and Mel.
An American Werewolf In London (1981): Paid homage to and parodied.
TVTropes's You Sexy Beast trope: Referenced by Mel.
TVTropes's Our Werebeasts Are Different trope: Used as a major plot element in the story.
Big Wolf On Campus: Referenced and paid homage to.
Being Human: Both versions are jokingly mentioned by Nathan/Were-Russell.
My Booky Wook: The title of the story is a pun on Russell Brand's autobiography.
The Wolfman (both versions): Mel imitates the gypsy character.
Buffy The Vampire Slayer: Referenced by Nathan/Were-Russell.
Grimm: Also mentioned by Nathan/Were-Russell.