So this was a birthday gift I got from my good friend  icat

He's a wonderful kitty who innocently thought of me on my birthday to get me a lovely gift, and knowing I absolutely ADORE Zorgoias, he thought to get me one.
There's just one sliiiiight problem.

She's, uh... Err... Well, she's, um... How do I put this nicely?

Take the lamest thing you can imagine, and then multiply it by a factor of Buzz Lightyear's catchphrase.
Needless to say, the Zorgoia chat agreed, and I was subsequently laughed at. (In jest of course, nothing mean :3)

Oh well, guess you don't always get what you want. I do appreciate the gift. Suppose I'll have to find something to do with her.