So I imagine this requires a bit of an explanation.

Years ago, my friend CJ took a little vacation to a goat farm BnB. On this trip, they took their border collie cattle dog mix, Teek, with them.

Because Teek is a mix of two highly driven herding dogs, her instinct to herd all the goats around overtook her, and she approached one of the goats in that sort of predatory hunting body language a lot of herding dogs use to drive livestock.

The goat decided it wasn't going to have any of that and immediately headbutted Teek smack dab in her face! Teek ended up running away and hiding, and she was sure to keep CJ between her and the goats for the rest of the stay.

I would later go on to share this story with my friend Lexa, who, after I finished the story, looked me very sternly in the eye and said "WE ARE FREE GOATS." Then we laughed about what an epic line that is and now I finally drew a picture of it years later! I originally wanted it to look more silly but this picture ended up taking a turn at the corner of Vaporwave aesthetic and the French national anthem, lol!

Go and be free goats! Let no one herd you where you do not wish to be! Headbutt them!

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