Commission piece done by  effses

This is a comedic take on what an usual fight between Drohan and Mataur is like; Drohan hears that Mataur had left a poor bear in his underwear. Being heroic, he rushes after Mataur and proceeds to just rip the jeans off of him, leaving him in his heart boxer shorts.

"Hah, see how YOU like it dude!" - Drohan says in a cocky manner.

"Hey! Those were my only good jeans! And it looks like that kilt is rare and find to find on YOUR size! - Mataur deeply shouts as he proceeds to strip Drohan of his signature blue kilt.

Drohan was clearly annoyed but he was dead set on facing off against his beastly nemesis, engaging on some very heated back and forth banter.

"At least I can afford to get a new kilt, custom made too! Bet you had to steal as many pants as you could before you could find a pair that fit and wear them out! Also, nice shorts, I guess the poor guy you stole them from is missing them right about now!"

"Keep that wise-crack attitude up and yours will be part of my collection!"

"COLLECTION he says! Either that's a new hobby I have not heard of or it's just a lot of empty words coming from a trash dwelling criminal!"

"You sure you are not part raccoon? Because you called me trash yet the one that keeps finding me is YOU!"

"Trust me, I have raccoon friends that would be offended by that"

"The way you keep staring at me makes me think you have a HEART ON for me!"

"That's funny, because I see hearts all over your shorts but I know you have NONE!"

"Say that one more time and soon your heart will be as cold and lifeless as the ones on YOUR shorts!"

The two beasts stared at each other in deep seated anger, one trying to best the other. But at the end of the day, it's just two beasts in their heart boxers throwing shade at each other.